The hair surrounding one's ass hole. A deterrent to anal sex and obsolete pre-historic filter for the rectum.
She wanted me to cram the prick in her tookis, but that rumpstache was unshaven and had a couple Corn Nuts tangled in it, so I just beat off in her hair.
by Killy Pistol January 15, 2008
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Awww shit bitch did you hear that mother fucker RumpSmacker5000 has traveled from the future to krush some chickens?!?!?!
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Get the Rustache mug.by Casey February 24, 2005
Get the rustache mug.A pre-pubescent girl who is sporting a slight yet pronounced moustache, much like Rudy from the Cosby Show.
"Check out that girl with the rudystache. I bet she was the cute kid a few years ago but now she looks like Alfonso Riberio, which is no fun."
by ExNWPers August 8, 2005
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by NeilPeartInsideMe July 18, 2010
Get the Rushstache mug.A liquid moustache -Similar to a Milkstache- developed while drinking rum(Or other alcohols) from a wide rimmed container like a glass. Can burn or leave rashes if left unchecked for long enough as the alcohol harms the sensitive upper lip skin. Sometimes enjoyable to have a member of the opposite sex lick off.
James woke up with a bad rash after failing to wipe off his rumstache
My girlfriend had a big rumstache after her swig, so I used it as a reason to lock lips.
My girlfriend had a big rumstache after her swig, so I used it as a reason to lock lips.
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