rumpstache

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The hair surrounding one's ass hole. A deterrent to anal sex and obsolete pre-historic filter for the rectum.

She wanted me to cram the prick in her tookis, but that rumpstache was unshaven and had a couple Corn Nuts tangled in it, so I just beat off in her hair.

rumpstache by Killy Pistol January 15, 2008

Words you can keep

rumpsmacker5000

Is A Super Cyborg from the year 5000a.d. His primary objective is to pound snizz and smoke tweed. No smoking signs are powerless in his presence.

Awww shit bitch did you hear that mother fucker RumpSmacker5000 has traveled from the future to krush some chickens?!?!?!

rumpsmacker5000 by Buddhist Munky B August 11, 2010

Related Words

rumpstache • Rumstache • rustache • Rushstache • rudystache • rumpsmacker5000 • Russtache • Rumpsta hoe

Rustache

The delicious outcome of the act of performing oral sex on a woman during her menstrual cycle.

Billy badass got a handlebar rustache from eating the discount prostitute's bloody vag.

Rustache by Robbid murphis May 17, 2011

rustache

Thick black hair surrounding the rectal orifice.

Last night Mike asked Tommy to give him a rustache ride.

rustache by Casey February 24, 2005

rudystache

A pre-pubescent girl who is sporting a slight yet pronounced moustache, much like Rudy from the Cosby Show.

"Check out that girl with the rudystache. I bet she was the cute kid a few years ago but now she looks like Alfonso Riberio, which is no fun."

rudystache by ExNWPers August 8, 2005

Rushstache

A mustache grown specifically for the viewing pleasure of the Canadian fast paced classic rock band RUSH.

Dude what's with the derty stache?
Man, I'm growing a Rushstache, the Rush concert's in two days!

Rushstache by NeilPeartInsideMe July 18, 2010

Rumstache

A liquid moustache -Similar to a Milkstache- developed while drinking rum(Or other alcohols) from a wide rimmed container like a glass. Can burn or leave rashes if left unchecked for long enough as the alcohol harms the sensitive upper lip skin. Sometimes enjoyable to have a member of the opposite sex lick off.

James woke up with a bad rash after failing to wipe off his rumstache

My girlfriend had a big rumstache after her swig, so I used it as a reason to lock lips.

Rumstache by drinkysmokey January 23, 2010

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026