Rumplemerkin

The act of jacking off into a merkin

Michael: hey dude did i show you my new merkin?

Mark: that was YOUR merkin?

Michael: Yes.

Mark: I jacked off in that merkin last night.

Michael: You bastard! You rumplemerkined my merkin!

by Merkindor December 14, 2010

Rumplegerkin

- A word used in the stock market, when the stock market completely crashes and everyone goes bankrupt. Also an amazing stockmarket game Team.

Teacher- "What is a Rumplegerkin?"
Students- uhh scarci---
Teacher- "UH What, turds?

by michaelkeaton March 1, 2007