Definitions by Merkindor
Rumplemerkin
Michael: hey dude did i show you my new merkin?
Mark: that was YOUR merkin?
Michael: Yes.
Mark: I jacked off in that merkin last night.
Michael: You bastard! You rumplemerkined my merkin!
Mark: that was YOUR merkin?
Michael: Yes.
Mark: I jacked off in that merkin last night.
Michael: You bastard! You rumplemerkined my merkin!
Rumplemerkin by Merkindor December 14, 2010