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Rumpholes

Trump's Alabama pep rally drew a crowd of 30,000 rumpholes.
by Road_Kill October 15, 2015
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Rumplestilts Simpson

A sexual act that typically involved one man and one woman, although it is designed to be flexible in that manner.

One person will lock the other inside of a crate until they recite the cum guzzler's creed (Usually Adlibbed due to lack of established creed). Upon release, the person will attmept to bite the other person's penis if one is present.

This will result in an unpleaseant time.
My girlfriend pulled a Rumplestilts Simpson on me last night. I had to go to the ER!
by Foreskin Master July 25, 2022
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rumpleschnopskins

A term used in a Matt Rose video about drunk google searches.
"Your search - rumpleschnopskins - did not match any documents."
by coolm10 April 24, 2023
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Rumplesquat

A handsome young man who is unafraid of glancing at the female companions of large, brutal gangsters and yardies
Aye guy, kiss me teeth, that Rumplesquat Mo' Fo' was eyeing up my woman, I's going to bust a cap in he ass
by Andross1978 April 18, 2008
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The Rumples

A Horrific and life changing disease that affects the penis. Causes large pus filled bumps to appear, and makes women grow a penis with similar effects. The Rumples are unable to be cured but can be treated with a special cream. After stroking your willy with the cream the diseases effects lessen for a short amount of time. After long exposure and no treatment the rumples with cause the diseased person's penis is explode from the pressure. The pus is infectious so anywhere it touches will likewise be infected.
Did you hear that John got The Rumples? Better stay away from him
by realshape April 24, 2021
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rumplesplitskin

When a man's erection is so huge, that the foreskin on his penis starts to rip.
Damn that chick is so hot, i think i got a rumplesplitskin.
by whyte tyga February 19, 2011
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Rumplestiffdick

its a guy who likes to wank on webcam instead of showing his face.
excuse me miss want to watch me?
no thanks rumplestiffdick prefer faces.
by Tets June 14, 2008
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