rumpole 

A butt plug, bung pole, butt pole. An ass dildo used to stimulate and simulate rear entry. An anal toy prefered by English barristers.

Before standing to deliver his closing arguments, the attorney sat quietly on a portable rumpole placed discreetly on his courtroom chair, and fantasized about his post-court appearance.

rumpole by Lord Flanders January 10, 2006

rumpole 

Ugly looking person with Pok marked face.

Name coined from UK tv series Rumpole of the bailey who Rumpole, a barrister known for his tough cross examinations and rough complexion,paper mach'e drinkers nose and grumpy disposition. Good barrister though god rest his soul...

"heh look at that rumpole sitting over there,nasa could test their luna rover on that terrain...."

rumpole by Derek Danksworth June 24, 2005

rumplepumpkin 

a term of endearment for a mischievous female partner. a kind, caring, attractive rascal

see that erica? shes my rumplepumpkin

rumplepumpkin by rascal1983 March 18, 2013

Rumpleblumkin 

Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit and screaming the 'givers' name backwards during climax.

Similar to a blumkin but with an added personal touch.

During the party we heard big Bob screaming Sudlob and we knew he was receiving a Rumpleblumkin from Boldus.

Rumpleblumkin by GBblumkins November 14, 2011

Rumplestilts Simpson 

A sexual act that typically involved one man and one woman, although it is designed to be flexible in that manner.

One person will lock the other inside of a crate until they recite the cum guzzler's creed (Usually Adlibbed due to lack of established creed). Upon release, the person will attmept to bite the other person's penis if one is present.

This will result in an unpleaseant time.

My girlfriend pulled a Rumplestilts Simpson on me last night. I had to go to the ER!

Rumplestilts Simpson by Foreskin Master July 25, 2022

rumpleschnopskins 

A term used in a Matt Rose video about drunk google searches.

"Your search - rumpleschnopskins - did not match any documents."

rumpleschnopskins by coolm10 April 24, 2023

rumpled foreskin 

A male with a huge amount of foreskin that looks rumpled

I anit sucking that cock, look at the rumpled foreskin

rumpled foreskin by mitch00uk March 29, 2015