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Rumplestilts Simpson 

A sexual act that typically involved one man and one woman, although it is designed to be flexible in that manner.

One person will lock the other inside of a crate until they recite the cum guzzler's creed (Usually Adlibbed due to lack of established creed). Upon release, the person will attmept to bite the other person's penis if one is present.

This will result in an unpleaseant time.
My girlfriend pulled a Rumplestilts Simpson on me last night. I had to go to the ER!

rumpleschnopskins 

A term used in a Matt Rose video about drunk google searches.
"Your search - rumpleschnopskins - did not match any documents."
rumpleschnopskins by coolm10 April 24, 2023

Rumpleasskin

A severe fart that may result in skid marks in the undergarment.
"Who farted?!" I think it was Rumpleasskin
Rumpleasskin by timlucas4857 May 13, 2016

Rumplestiffdick

its a guy who likes to wank on webcam instead of showing his face.
excuse me miss want to watch me?
no thanks rumplestiffdick prefer faces.
Rumplestiffdick by Tets June 14, 2008

Rumplestiltskin 

A crazy little man who can spin straw into gold in trade for riches such as *gasp* children. He also has a large temper problem.
to-day I bake, to-morrow brew,

the next I'll have the young queen's child.

Ha, glad am I that no one knew

that Rumpelstiltskin I am styled.
Rumplestiltskin by Dizeezed September 15, 2005

Rumplestiltskin 

A method of consumption of beer. The "rumpler" takes a can of beer (unopened) and shakes it up extremely well. being very carbonated and hard, the can is then bashed on the head of the rumpler untill it breaks open. During this process the Rumpler(s) repeatedly chant "rumpelstiltskin, rumplestiltskin". The rumpler then must shotgun the beer putting their mouth over the spot where the can broke. Rumplestiltskins can be very quick and easy but more likely then none, painful. Only the brave Rumple.
We were tired of just drinking normally so we decided to rumplestiltskin the rest of our brews.