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rumple blumpkin 

Getting a blumpkin while taking a die-reah and then back-flip kicking the shit out the bitch like Charlie from Street Fighter Alpha so she hits the ceiling. 10 more points if she lands in the toilet. Don't forget to scream "KUNGFU!!!!"
Some ho-bag was ho-baggin me while giving me a blumpkin, so I switched up and made it a rumple blumpkin.
rumple blumpkin by Spoof January 22, 2005

Rumpleblumpkin 

A variation of blumpkin in which the defecator is having explosive diarrhea
Pads decided that Mexican food would be a good start to an evening full of Rumpleblumpkin
Rumpleblumpkin by Corlett June 3, 2006

Rumpleblumpkins

The act of Blumpkins (taking a doodie while receiving a blowjob) from your grandma.
"Grandma, we both know that I finishing shitting a long time ago, but in order for this to be Rumpleblumpkins, you need to stop watching and give me a blow job, NOW."

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004