RumpLot

The most badass cough syrup that will get you drunk as grandpa after the Daytona 500. This shit will make you drink NyQuil as a craving just to get a lick of taste of a great Rumplot. Wine drunk and rumple drunk combo that will make you feel like you are on qualudes. If you say no to a rumplot, you are quite frankly a man with a gaping vagina vice versa a women with a micro penis.

Created and invented by two Steven’s. (Steven)2

I was texting my ex after the Rumplot.

I sent my kid Dagestan for 5 years after took a few rumplots last night

RumpLot by Nevetsybhsa May 28, 2026

Rumpleton stink bottom 

An American that jumps the border from America to Mexico.
This is the most offensive word in the history of the english language so, DO NOT USE IT!
If you use the word Rumpleton stink bottom you are at risk of getting time in prison. "Dont drop the soap."

"Holms did you see that Rumpleton stink bottom jump the fence from America to here in Mexico?" said carlos "Of course we do have a better economy than them now."

Rumpleton stink bottom by Jacob Onealyneal December 5, 2009

Rumpot

A woman who drinks to excessiveness and becomes increasingly violent with each drink.

Lindsay Lohan is a fuckin’ rumpot!

Rumpot by pseudorimms September 4, 2018

rumpot

A person who "isn't a bigot" but whose opinions, actions, voting patterns, and policy preferences are indistinguishable from those of bigots.

"Yo, you know who I hate? Immigrants. And blacks. And Muslims. I'm going to go vote for Donald Trump now."
"Dude, don't be a bigot."
"I'm not a bigot!"
"Okay, whatever, then don't be a rumpot."

rumpot by Leaving It January 25, 2017

rumpleteazer 

noun: A woman who teases an uncircumcised penis in its rumple state in order to bring about an erection followed by indifference leading to blue balls.

Betty was such a damn rumpleteazer last night. I had blue balls all night.

rumpleteazer by Bettyblueballs September 19, 2009

rumpot

Everyones two favoerite things. a person with only two things on their mind rum and pot

Dave i cant make it on on day without my rumpot.

rumpot by marshall.al16 February 21, 2008

RumpleTipping 

Sitting on the toilet with a (turd) halfway in and halfway out pushing to get it all the way out.

I was sitting on the toilet pushing and my (homegirl) asked me why my face was so (red)? I told her I had a (turd) that was RumpleTipping!

RumpleTipping by UnicornMeatLover November 7, 2019