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Located somewhere in Texas, Ram Ranch is a large plantation farm complex were many buff middle aged cowboys engage in homosexual activity. Ram Ranch has a complex history, from being under siege by US Marines and introducing Black Cowboys, Ram Ranch Initially started off with 18 - 36 cowboys, many of them having their orgies in the showers, and out in the yard. Ram Ranch is aprox 180 years old, founded by the Illuminati and SEELE once finding land in the wild west, it initially started off as a club for outcasts in society. During the 1960s Ram Ranch turned into a porn factory, but the Elites shut this down. However owner of Ram Ranch Grant MacDonald decided to turn it into a Gay club. Members have traveled to foreign countries to have orgies with their leaders. Members also search for people for Grant MacDonald, such as Prince Harry. Donald Trump is also rumored to be a member.
Shawn from Ram Ranch: Welcome to Ram Ranch
Prince Harry: Not Again!!!
by Ucuntu and that faggot penguin January 02, 2019
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A place (presumably a mansion) where cowboys get naked and do activities such as orgies, showering, and overall sex.
Person 1: I went to Ram Ranch, it's a good place.
Person 2: That's gay. You're gay. Everything's gay.
Person 1: No U
by DesiredExoticNeighbor June 04, 2018
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A very awesomensong you should listen to that people are talking about.
Me: "Shall we cowpoke?"

18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked!
18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked!
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks!
Ram Ranch really rocks!

Hot hard buff cowboys their cocks throbbing hard!
18 more wild cowboys out in the yard!
Big bulging cocks ever so hard!

Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big hard throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt!
Like a breeding ram wanting to rut!

Big hard throbbing cocks getting sucked real deep!
Cowboys even getting fucked in their sleep!
Ram Ranch, it rocks!
Cowboys love big hard throbbing cocks!

18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked!
18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked!
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks!
Ram Ranch really rocks!

Hot hard buff cowboys their cocks throbbing hard!
18 more wild cowboys out in the yard!
Big bulging cocks ever so hard!

Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big hard throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt!
Like a breeding ram wanting to rut!

18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked!
18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked!
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks!
Ram Ranch really rocks!
by A Idiot in a Village January 12, 2019
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a gay all nude ranch wich is fucking gay.
person 1 bro i went to ram ranch!
person2 what are you fucking gay?
person 1 18 naked cowboys in the shower at ram ranch on their knees wanting to suck rock hard throbing cowboy cock.
person 2 you fucking queer and your life cuck.
by xx_bigboy12_xx February 16, 2017
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