Rubenn

This name is given to the chadest of the chad alpha males with a with the LARGEST cock ever seen. He looms over humanity at 69.420" feet tall Rubenn can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Rubenn punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case

Girl 1: "Who is that hunk of a man over there?"
Girl 2: "Why, that there Susan, is a Rubenn!"
Girl 1: "What's a Rubenn?"
Girl 2: "Well, basically all I can say is he's going to rearrange your organs in the bedroom."

by Megachad69 November 23, 2021

Shin shaw Ruben shean

A name to characters a preteen girl who is offend sed to be annoying to others

You are so shin shaw Ruben shean

This is a joke

by Tirzah Sadie June 16, 2021

Ruben Slikk

Real name Ruben Andre Thompson born February 15 1990 is a rapper/singer from Miami Shores, Florida.

Damn Ruben Slikk fucked yo bitch.

by loopdigga... June 27, 2019

Ruben Sim

the only remaining roblox youtuber whose target audience isnt 10 year olds...

Ruben Sim is the only Roblox YouTuber I like nowadays...

by LOOWEGGIE May 4, 2021

Rubentus

The nickname given to Juventus due to their history of cheating, buying refs, stealing titles, and doping players. Refer to Calciopoli for more details.

Juventus + Rubare (to steal in Italian) = Rubentus!

Fan 1: Why are Juventus dressed like prisoners?
Fan 2: Rubentus have no shame.

by goatestgoat December 13, 2016

Ruben Dias

The Lord himself. Leads his disciples to victory and trophies. Absolute bargain from Benfica. All hail Lord Dias

Ruben Dias is the Lord and we are his disciples .

by Mysterywriter14 May 15, 2021

Rubens Barichello

Rubens Barichello is a brazilian formula One racing driver. As it currently stands he has raced in 36% of all Formula one races but only gained 11 wins and 68 podium finishes. He spend 2000-2005 in Michael Schumachers shadow and at times being forced to let his "team mate" win. His debút in F1 was at the 1993 South African GP and has been racing since. Ayrton Senna considered him his protége whilst he looked at him as an idol. He has never won a World Championship but has finished 2nd twice (2002, 2004) and 3rd twice (2001,2009).

Rubens Barichello is one of those drivers with amazing talent but a lack of support. Give him the fastest car on the grid and i guarantee he would win every race.

by Recognizing champions April 16, 2011