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Rubben

The King of Rubens. It was said since the dawn of time that Ruben was a particularly hot guy, bad ass person, who pimps on finest girls, and stands out of the crowd. But there was just too many of them. They needed an out-of-the-box Ruben, "One Ruben to rule them all". So here he was, the finest blend of all Rubens, the only one and unique Rubben. It was him, who "would bring back balance to the force", make the dream come true and transcend those from Rubens.
Ruben is hot in bed, but that's nothing like Rubben.

There are a bunch of Rubens, but how many Rubben can you think about ?

In the end Rubens are just the beta version of Rubben.
by J0hnQ34 November 24, 2016
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Rubben

Another name for Coke Zero in many parts of the world.
I want to drink an ice cold Rubben.
by W_Quave January 23, 2020
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rubben studdard

american idol winner with the world's most stupid song, sorry 2004. an example of songs stupidness:
*rubben bumps intome on street*
me: yo watch yourself fatass
ruben: im sorry, 2004 ...
by william chou March 5, 2004
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Penny Rubbing

1.) To use one's pointy finger (digitus secundus) and middle finger (digitus medius) in a rubbing manner with the thumb to attend to one's genitals.

2.) The money gesture, only done with the meatus of the penis in the middle.

- Penny Rubbing is primarily done outside of the pants or from within a pocket.
Yo Rob! Quit PENNY RUBBING while you're cooking dinner.

As Rob listened to his girlfriend mindlessly dribble, he was penny rubbing, allowing proper aeration and ventilation to the folds of his scrotum.
by Rob....? Later. October 19, 2011
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rubbing salt on the wound

Rubbing salt on the wound is a idiom when you make a matter worse or to make someone very unhappy
You are literally rubbing salt on the wound trying to say sorry to me
by crasher 1998 July 4, 2016
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Rubber Tramp

A person that lives full time in their RV or Van and works and lives on the road to explore and follow their wanderlust
by Follow your wanderlust January 11, 2018
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Rubbing Fronts

When you and your partner decide to Dry Hump but you’ve no idea what you’re doing and it’s unenjoyable. Usually occurs after a make out session.
“Andrew you scumbag you can’t just go rub fronts and break up with me!”

“Say how was your first date?”
Terrible, she insisted on Rubbing Fronts.”
by DomeniusStainus October 12, 2018
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