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The King of Rubens. It was said since the dawn of time that Ruben was a particularly hot guy, bad ass person, who pimps on finest girls, and stands out of the crowd. But there was just too many of them. They needed an out-of-the-box Ruben, "One Ruben to rule them all". So here he was, the finest blend of all Rubens, the only one and unique Rubben. It was him, who "would bring back balance to the force", make the dream come true and transcend those from Rubens.
Ruben is hot in bed, but that's nothing like Rubben.

There are a bunch of Rubens, but how many Rubben can you think about ?

In the end Rubens are just the beta version of Rubben.
Rubben by J0hnQ34 November 24, 2016
Words you can keep
Another name for Coke Zero in many parts of the world.
I want to drink an ice cold Rubben.
Rubben by W_Quave January 23, 2020

rubben studdard 

american idol winner with the world's most stupid song, sorry 2004. an example of songs stupidness:
*rubben bumps intome on street*
me: yo watch yourself fatass
ruben: im sorry, 2004 ...
rubben studdard by william chou March 5, 2004

Penny Rubbing 

1.) To use one's pointy finger (digitus secundus) and middle finger (digitus medius) in a rubbing manner with the thumb to attend to one's genitals.

2.) The money gesture, only done with the meatus of the penis in the middle.

- Penny Rubbing is primarily done outside of the pants or from within a pocket.
Yo Rob! Quit PENNY RUBBING while you're cooking dinner.

As Rob listened to his girlfriend mindlessly dribble, he was penny rubbing, allowing proper aeration and ventilation to the folds of his scrotum.
Penny Rubbing by Rob....? Later. October 19, 2011

rubbing salt on the wound 

Rubbing salt on the wound is a idiom when you make a matter worse or to make someone very unhappy
You are literally rubbing salt on the wound trying to say sorry to me

Rubber Tramp 

A person that lives full time in their RV or Van and works and lives on the road to explore and follow their wanderlust

Rubbing Fronts 

When you and your partner decide to Dry Hump but you’ve no idea what you’re doing and it’s unenjoyable. Usually occurs after a make out session.
“Andrew you scumbag you can’t just go rub fronts and break up with me!”

“Say how was your first date?”
“Terrible, she insisted on Rubbing Fronts.”
Rubbing Fronts by DomeniusStainus October 12, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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