Royalton

Some tiny ass town in the middle of Minnesota full of hick farmers who know how to have a good time

Hey bud, you going to the party in Royalton this weekend?

(Usually responded with a

"fuck ya bud!")

Royalton by Random_Minnesotan September 22, 2017

Royalton Corn Dog 

When you make your wife eat a corn dog, and then make her vomit it out and listen to George Strait for 3 hours

Well Diane, do the royalton corn dog for a romantic night!

Royalton Corn Dog by HMan98 April 28, 2022

North Royalton 

A predominantly white suburb of Cleveland, Ohio that no one has ever heard of unless you say it's in between Strongsville (the mall) and Brecksville (the rich city that actually has a good football team). North Royalton High School is mainly known for their successful, award-winning band. Students are well-educated, but extremely spoiled with a larger-than-life sense of entitlement. Royalton girls are generally extremely gorgeous, and the guys are preppy and attempt to be athletic. This presumptuous community has friendly, down-to-earth people, but the majority of the population is secretly racist and likes to keep their little bubble in Northeast Ohio as white as possible.

Person 1: "How do you think the North Royalton football team will do this season?"
Person 2: "They will be terrible, as usual."
Person 1: "Why do they always have such a bad record?"
Person 2: "Because they keep all the blacks out of their school."

North Royalton by NoRo LaDee April 19, 2010

North Royalton 

An awesome city in Ohio that's partially rural and partially developed. Is known for its "older than John McCain" high school, awesome band, generally poor football team, as well as being predominantly white. The people that go there are generally good, although the younger population is slowly getting consumed by Hollister, Abercombie, American Eagle, etc...(see Strongsville)

Person 1: Hey, I bet if we got the North Royalton band in football pads and had them face the football team, they would probably win.

Person 2: Haha, yeah right your crazy.
--person 2 thinks about it
Person 2: Holy shit, you might me right.

North Royalton by shazamwow rls April 17, 2009

North Royalton 

The large, rich kid school that everyone hates, only known for their terrible football team. Think of this school’s athletic team like Cleveland’s football team. They fucking suck. The women are hot as hell but the guys aren’t the best looking. Doesn’t help that half of the women are bi or lesbian and the dudes all believe they are the strongest athletes in the world.

Yo bro wanna go to North Royalton?

Nah bro that place is filled with entitled brats

Have you seen the hot chicks tho?

Omg bro you’re right let’s go

Brooooooo

North Royalton by That North Royalton Kid March 5, 2019

Royalston 

smallest town in Ma possibly even the world. located in the middle of nowhere with 1 store, no gas station and no law

"Want to see all your friends"
"No"
"Then lets go to Royalston and be alone in the woods"

Royalston by jenny ive got ur # September 6, 2009

Royaltons lunch 

The literal definition of shit

I forgot to pack a lunch so now i have to eat royaltons lunch. I hope i dont get food poisoning

Royaltons lunch by Sroyalg December 13, 2019