Royalston

smallest town in Ma possibly even the world. located in the middle of nowhere with 1 store, no gas station and no law

"Want to see all your friends"
"No"
"Then lets go to Royalston and be alone in the woods"

Royalston by jenny ive got ur # September 6, 2009

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Royston G King

On the journey to truly becoming a good human being and making the world a better place

I wish everyone is on their royston g king journey. The world really needs it

Royston G King by roystongkingthegodking December 29, 2021

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Royston Spinner

When one stands proud with a raging boner and spins his/her partner through 360 degrees of rotation on the phallas.

Barry:
"Hey Ted, guess what i did last night, i gave a Royston Spinner to Sally all night on my pork sword till she vomited"

Ted:
"One too many jaegermeisters?"

Royston Spinner by Crewkerne Dave February 4, 2013

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North Royalton

A predominantly white suburb of Cleveland, Ohio that no one has ever heard of unless you say it's in between Strongsville (the mall) and Brecksville (the rich city that actually has a good football team). North Royalton High School is mainly known for their successful, award-winning band. Students are well-educated, but extremely spoiled with a larger-than-life sense of entitlement. Royalton girls are generally extremely gorgeous, and the guys are preppy and attempt to be athletic. This presumptuous community has friendly, down-to-earth people, but the majority of the population is secretly racist and likes to keep their little bubble in Northeast Ohio as white as possible.

Person 1: "How do you think the North Royalton football team will do this season?"
Person 2: "They will be terrible, as usual."
Person 1: "Why do they always have such a bad record?"
Person 2: "Because they keep all the blacks out of their school."

North Royalton by NoRo LaDee April 19, 2010