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Royalists 

1. A local band from Henry County, Georgia that eats lots of doo-doo.
2. Any term referring to a gang of douche bags.
1. Hey, doesn't everyone in the band Royalist put things in their mouths that they shouldn't?
Of course they do!

2. Look at those Royalists over there! Lets beat them with a sack of oranges!
Royalists by The Scraggly Man December 23, 2008
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Royalistiq 

A Dutch YouTuber with the down syndrome. Has the ability to draft thousands of 10 y.o. called the royal army. A nice guy but can be extremely toxic when playing Fortnite.
Je bent even kut als Royalistiq
Royalistiq by Royalis June 30, 2020

Loyalists of BBM 

They are fanatics of Bong Bong Marcos who are the fake news peddler in the Philippines mostly supported by the members of the sects of Quiboloy and Manalo.
The Loyalists of BBM said that BBM is the good president of the Philippines this coming 2022 despite of being corrupt and liar.

leftist royalist 

A Communist Anglophile who is ashamed of calling himself a Communist to the point of creating a non-existent political ideology to mask his Communist tendencies
Guy 1: "Hey man you're such a Communist"
Guy 2: "Please don't call me that! I'm a leftist royalist!"
leftist royalist by nicmas July 14, 2015

Real Realism For Realists 

Drink Up:

I think the warning on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid.

Here are a few I would suggest:

"Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was."
Extended: Real Realism For Realists

"Drinking will significantly improve your chances of murdering a loved one."

"If you drink long enough, at some point you will vomit up the lining of your stomach."

"Use this product and you may wake up in Morocco wearing a cowboy suit and tongue-kissing a transmission salesman."

"Men: When emptying your pockets after a night of using this product, you may come across a human finger, a wad of Turkish money and a snapshot of a naked ex-convict named Dogmeat. The photo will be scribed, 'To Dave, my new old lady.'"

"Women: Drinking this product and enough of it and you will spend the rest of your life raising malnourished children and rusting trailer with a man that sleeps all day. Except for rapes."

Royalist 

1. A local band from Henry County, Georgia that eats lots of doo-doo.
2. Any term referring to a gang of douche bags.
1. Hey, doesn't everyone in the band Royalist put things in their mouths that they shouldn't?
Of course they do!

2. Look at those Royalists over there! Lets beat them with a sack of oranges!
Royalist by The Scraggly Man December 23, 2008

Royalston 

smallest town in Ma possibly even the world. located in the middle of nowhere with 1 store, no gas station and no law
"Want to see all your friends"
"No"
"Then lets go to Royalston and be alone in the woods"
Royalston by jenny ive got ur # September 6, 2009
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