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royal thumb 

Is referenceced to those with pure blood-lineof European royal decent.

Singal hand murderer's thumbis a indicator of a break in genetic trait or half blood.

Double hand thumb formality is the highest indicator of pure royal genetics.

Those who possess royal thumbs are known to be extremely combative, intelligent, and has animalistic behavior.
He won again sir, of course he did ...

Huh , the man has royal thumbs !
royal thumb by Chatterboxnewz April 19, 2018

royal treatment 

Being woken up by having your partner perform oral sex on you. It is especially well delivered when there is no expectation that you need to open your eyes, reciprocate or even move around. You just have a nice O or two and fall back asleep. Works equally well on morning wood or a crusty clam.
I woke up and had to shake the dew off of my lily, when I came back to bed I noticed the diner was open, so I got busy with the bun. I gave her the royal treatment until I got the palm on the forehead. We fell back asleep with my nose in the turf.

the royal they 

To be referring to a group of others as a whole such as a government, military group, etc. Similar to "the royal we".
Person A: "They put another set of traffic lights here."
Person B: "Are you referring to the government with the royal they?"
Person A: "Yup."
the royal they by DrMolotov January 10, 2009

Royal Treatment 

The act being woken up by receiving oral sex first thing in the morning.
Guy 1: I hear your new girl friend is a real fuck muppet.
Guy 2: It's true, she wakes me up by playing the skin flute while I am still asleep.
Guy 1: I can't believe you are getting the Royal Treatment!!!

The Royal Treatment 

1: Being given the accolades/benefits according to one's station as a member of the ruling class.

2: A promotion by Taco Bell in the Denver metropolitan area, in which: two (2) tacos are given for free with the purchase of a beverage upon the successful scoring of two (2) touchdowns by the Denver Broncos in a single game, as sponsored by the wide reciever Eddie Royal.

3: A sexual act in which a gentleman gives a lady a pearl crown (orgasms on the forhead or hair) whilst the lady sucks his testacles and strokes the shaft of his penis during the gentleman's bowel movement.
I want my girlfriend to give me the royal treatment.

or

Eddie Royal always gets the royal treatment.

or

Your mom gave me and Eddie Royal "the royal treatment", bitch.
The Royal Treatment by lo_crutis September 10, 2009

Her Royal Twattage 

A girl/woman who ditches her current commitment, (usually her girlfriends), to be with a man. A man would never ditch a night out with the guys to be with his woman unless she raised a royal stink.
Her Royal Twattage dissed me again last night to be with that loser Joel and today I saw him with another woman.