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roselle park police
The lowliest, douche-bagiest, most useless police department in the entire state of New Jersey. They hang out by the high school "speed trapping", what used to be "the grove" & most infamously the commuter parking lot. They can be found in groups of 2 or more congregating talking about their fat wives & their sucky lives.
They're good for nothing...well that is other than harrasing anyone between the ages of 16 & 25. They're great at giving tickets for stupid shit. Some say they can even smell when you're car is parked on the wrong side of the street on street cleaning day(s) from a mile away; well that or from the Dunkin Donuts.
They love breaking ...or attempting to break up parties because they were the kids who never got invited to any parties or got beaten up in high school.
They're good for nothing...well that is other than harrasing anyone between the ages of 16 & 25. They're great at giving tickets for stupid shit. Some say they can even smell when you're car is parked on the wrong side of the street on street cleaning day(s) from a mile away; well that or from the Dunkin Donuts.
They love breaking ...or attempting to break up parties because they were the kids who never got invited to any parties or got beaten up in high school.
me: Dude who's the douche bag riding my ass
you: probably the...
LIGHTS!
me: FML roselle park police....
you: probably the...
LIGHTS!
me: FML roselle park police....
roselle park police by nullisecunda July 21, 2009
Related Words
Roselie • roselieke • Rosalie • roseli • roselia • Roselle Middle • Roselle • roselle park • Rosalied • Rosalie Hale
Rosalie
The most beautiful and amazing girl you will ever meet in your entire life. Rosalie is sweet, smart, compassionate, caring, and funny. From her silky, flowing hair, to her intelligent eyes, her amazing smile, and her fantastic body, you go into a trance every time you see her. She's a nerd, but a hot nerd, and always has a way to make you feel comfortable and at ease. Whenever you see her, it brightens up your day. She is kind to everyone, and is an amazing singer and actor. She's destined to be a broadway actress one day. You wish you were her boyfriend, but you feel she's too good for you. Rosalie is a gift from heaven and a blessing to this Earth.
Person 1: Soo... I talked to Rosalie the other day.
Person 2: WAAT! Aw lucky! She's awesome.
Person 1: I know.
Rosalie: Hey!
(Person 1 and 2 faint)
Person 2: WAAT! Aw lucky! She's awesome.
Person 1: I know.
Rosalie: Hey!
(Person 1 and 2 faint)
Rosalie by whatcanisay¯\_(ツ)_/¯ July 24, 2013
Roseline
beautiful , gourgeous , pretty , outgoing .
not someone to mess with but if you do she'll fuck you up .
real laid back .
not someone to mess with but if you do she'll fuck you up .
real laid back .
Roseline by SheNeverBeen26 March 29, 2011
ROSELIN
A girl who’s very confusing but no matter what she’ll always be there for you. She’s warm hearted and is vv beautiful I wouldn’t trade her for the world
ROSELIN by The friend if the original November 22, 2018
Rosalie
Rosalie is a kind girl. When you see her, you feel something you haven’t felt in your life. Long hair, mainly brown, she makes your heart beat even faster than you can. She got a good body, in the average, but you know she got something in her head. She is really intelligent, not a Nerd, but she is in your enrich class. She got good curves and if you had to choose between a ton of girls, you would probably choose her as your girl for you.
First boy: I saw Rosalie at the swimming pool.
Second boy: did you look at her ass?
First boy: yes, it was fabulous...
Second Boy: I told you she had good curves
Rosalie comes to you: what are you talking about?
You then faint...
Second boy: did you look at her ass?
First boy: yes, it was fabulous...
Second Boy: I told you she had good curves
Rosalie comes to you: what are you talking about?
You then faint...
Rosalie by ThatGuy!?! January 6, 2018
Roselia
Roselia, the Thorn Pokémon. A Grass/Poison type introduced in Gen 3. Is the physical embodiment of a rose. The cutest, and also the smuggest-looking little shit you'll see around. It evolves from Budew and evolves into Roserade when exposed to a Shiny Stone.
In the Pokémon anime, May's main rival Drew, and Dawn and Ash Ketchum's rival Nando both own a Roselia.
In the Pokémon anime, May's main rival Drew, and Dawn and Ash Ketchum's rival Nando both own a Roselia.
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