Roomnesia

When you walk into a room and completely forget what you came in for.

I got to the kitchen and Roomnesia struck again.

by notmysocks March 25, 2009

Roomnesia

A psychological disease characterized by walking into a room and completely forgetting why you walked into the room. Common reaction: standing there, trying to retrace your steps, thinking back to what you were doing BEFORE entering the room and, in general, trying to reconstruct what might have motivated you to go to this particular room at this particular time. (Often, the answer comes to you later, when you're not thinking about it.)

Roomnesia is a psychological disease characterized by walking into a room and completely forgetting why you walked into the room. Common reaction: standing there, trying to retrace your steps, thinking back to what you were doing BEFORE entering the room and, in general, trying to reconstruct what might have motivated you to go to this particular room at this particular time. (Often, the answer comes to you later, when you're not thinking about it.)

by Cabot Wonder July 2, 2009

Roomnesia

When you forget something in another room and as you enter the room you forget what you were there for.

Bro, I just had some roomnesia. I went to the living room to get my charger, but forgot what I was there for when I got there.

by Ever1610 September 10, 2018

Romneysia

When you can't remember which self serving lie you told last.

Dave: That fuckin' Larry will say anything to get what he wants.

Eddie: Yeah, he told Ellen that, sure, he used to be gay, but he is totally straight now. That's the only way he was ever gonna get into her panties. That girl is not gonna give up that pussy to no bisexual.

Dave: Larry, straight? Sheeeit, that motherfucker's got Romneysia. He went down on Coach Edwards last week, after practice.

by Shut Up Morans December 28, 2011

Romnesia

The act of forgetting a statement or belief that you had previously expressed the opposite point of view with regards to.

Bob has Romnesia. He was for that before he was against it

by Tom Legals July 22, 2012

Romnesia

The ability of the very wealthy to forget the context in which they made their money.

Gina Rinehart insists that if people want to be millionaires, they should spend more time working. She has Romnesia and failed to mention that she inherited an iron ore mine and a fortune from her father.

by Tripsy_McFallover September 24, 2012

Zoomnesia

The diminished responsibility and accountability that occurs when business and other professional activities are conducted in a virtual setting. Zoomnesia is directly correlated to the number of persons in an online meeting.

Adam was sick of the Zoomnesia--colleagues acting like they'd hadn't heard what had been said or as if it was already taken care of. After every meeting, he had to do everything himself or send countless reminders.

by KittyinQueens January 15, 2021