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Zoomnesia 

The diminished responsibility and accountability that occurs when business and other professional activities are conducted in a virtual setting. Zoomnesia is directly correlated to the number of persons in an online meeting.
Adam was sick of the Zoomnesia--colleagues acting like they'd hadn't heard what had been said or as if it was already taken care of. After every meeting, he had to do everything himself or send countless reminders.
Zoomnesia by KittyinQueens January 15, 2021
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Zoomnesia 

Forgetting what you were about to say the moment you’re unmuted in a virtual meeting.
Sorry boss, I’ve got Zoomnesia. What were we talking about again? Economics?
Zoomnesia by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024
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Roomnesia 

When you walk into a room and completely forget what you came in for.
I got to the kitchen and Roomnesia struck again.
Roomnesia by notmysocks March 25, 2009

Roomnesia 

A psychological disease characterized by walking into a room and completely forgetting why you walked into the room. Common reaction: standing there, trying to retrace your steps, thinking back to what you were doing BEFORE entering the room and, in general, trying to reconstruct what might have motivated you to go to this particular room at this particular time. (Often, the answer comes to you later, when you're not thinking about it.)
Roomnesia is a psychological disease characterized by walking into a room and completely forgetting why you walked into the room. Common reaction: standing there, trying to retrace your steps, thinking back to what you were doing BEFORE entering the room and, in general, trying to reconstruct what might have motivated you to go to this particular room at this particular time. (Often, the answer comes to you later, when you're not thinking about it.)
Roomnesia by Cabot Wonder July 2, 2009

Roomnesia 

When you forget something in another room and as you enter the room you forget what you were there for.
Bro, I just had some roomnesia. I went to the living room to get my charger, but forgot what I was there for when I got there.
Roomnesia by Ever1610 September 10, 2018

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026