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Oh good ol’ Ronny d... this is the nickname for a drink that will go down as one of the best and most legendary drinks in the history of broke college kids trying to get blacked on any given day of the week. That drink, my friends, is Ron Diaz. Rumor has it that this is the only other drink, besides dos equis, that The Most Interesting Man In The World, Jonathan Goldsmith, will drink. It even comes with a black cherry flavor that tastes like pure gold in a plastic bottle. This truly is one of the best cheap booze options for us broke ass college kids. You really are tweaking if you aren’t drinking Ronny d with every meal.
Chris: “Yo dude what the fuck happened last night?”

Brett: “Dude don’t ask me, I blacked the fuck out at like 10 off that ronny d.”

Chris: “Hahaha ya same I don’t remeber anything past like 12. Man, that ronny d really does taste too damn good, its dangerous.”
Brett: “Ya, isn’t she the best!?”
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Ronny Don's anyone?

ronny james dio 

Ronny James Dio rock my shitass last night! (high-pitched and sustained)Owww! Holy Diver! You've been gone too long in the midnight sea! Oh, what's becoming of me?
ronny james dio by Tim February 6, 2004

runny deuce

Dude, that gas station hot dog made for one runny deuce.
runny deuce by gnstrlove April 18, 2016

ronky donk donk 

The state in which one gets to when they are so drunk that they lose control of themselves. It often results in behaving in ways one wouldn't when sober, including slurring words, saying and doing regretful things, that they will probably not remember doing, anyway.
example 1:
girl #1 "Do you want to go to Sam's tonight?"
girl #2 "Is everyone getting ronky donk donk?"
girl #1 "There'll be, like, ten sacks of goon, so I'm guessing so.

example 2:
boy "I can't believe we kissed last night!"
girl "We kissed?"
boy "I didn't think you'd remember. You were pretty ronky donk donk!"

ronky donk donk by bearcakes91 April 25, 2009

Runny dutchess 

When the dutchess has anal seapage leaking down her leg!
Runny dutchess by Tarlie October 27, 2017

Runny dog 

The aftermath when your dog eats even the slightest amount of cat food and "has the runs" all over the floor.
"Did that dog get into the cat food again? I'm tired of having a runny dog"
Runny dog by DonutLoverr May 23, 2024