A stone-cold red-headed fox that’ll stop you in your tracks and before you know it you it your wallet is a several Beni’s lighter.
Don’t matter tho. Why, Cuz? Cause now you’ve got her number, Cuz.
“Just got back from the Mustang”
- Oh yeah? Did you see Dutchess?
“Any other reason to go there?”
-Hell no.
Da Ugly Dutchess would definitely "get in dutch" with her fellow Holland-resident mucky-mucks for appearing at a formal bash without tons of facial makeup.
An excellent 2-year college for people who want to pay ridiculously low tuition for the same (or better) education that they'd get at any 4-year school.
With a relaxed atmosphere, chill people, and excellent teachers, it's a perfect stepping stone for people coming out of high school who are either undecided about what they want to do, unwilling to pay for a 4-year school, or just not ready to leave home. Respect it.
Man I totally underestimated Dutchess Community College. Now I'm glad I went to such a damn good college for so cheap.