Definitions by gnstrlove

phone leg

When your legs falls asleep from sitting on the shitter for too long fucking with your smartphone.

After sitting on the john for twenty minutes liking memes on social media: "Damn I have phone leg, I'm gonna stumble around like an intoxicated giraffe while I'm trying to wipe."

phone leg by gnstrlove November 22, 2016

runny deuce

Diarrhea.

Dude, that gas station hot dog made for one runny deuce.

runny deuce by gnstrlove April 18, 2016

going ash 

An unbridled desire to become the very best at something, like no one ever was.

Dude, I'm totally going ash on the new CoD.

going ash by gnstrlove March 17, 2016

beerfie

A selfie taken while in holding/in proximity of a beer.

Mike sent me a beerfie last night from that new sports bar downtown!

beerfie by gnstrlove December 13, 2014