phone leg

When your legs falls asleep from sitting on the shitter for too long fucking with your smartphone.

After sitting on the john for twenty minutes liking memes on social media: "Damn I have phone leg, I'm gonna stumble around like an intoxicated giraffe while I'm trying to wipe."

by gnstrlove November 23, 2016

going ash

An unbridled desire to become the very best at something, like no one ever was.

Dude, I'm totally going ash on the new CoD.

by gnstrlove December 09, 2015

runny deuce

Diarrhea.

Dude, that gas station hot dog made for one runny deuce.

by gnstrlove January 07, 2016

beerfie

A selfie taken while in holding/in proximity of a beer.

Mike sent me a beerfie last night from that new sports bar downtown!

by gnstrlove December 13, 2014