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Losing your virginity on your 18th birthday during your first week of college to a really drunk girl of questionable standards while you are really smashed.

Having sex while being really drunk.
Dude, did hear about Mike roning that girl from down the hall?
roning by mike drewws January 1, 2008
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Cam’roning

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When you doubt highly something and you’re proven wrong, you’re hopping on the bandwagon as if you stood by not doubting what you doubted. IE: not standing 10 toes deep on business.
“With all that being said I still don’t trust the Knicks, I don’t trust the Knicks.” “Big perk I seen this movie before, I’m not falling for the banana in the tail pipe(pause).. we’ll start there idk if you’re even old enough to understand some of things I say.. idk if you know who’s Louis hall or Bernard King” he brings up 1994 and how everyone thought it was the Knicks year, they lose that. He mentioned constant failures then mentions his spurs fandom, how they’ll beat the Knicks… 6 weeks later Saturday 6/13/2026 Knicks win their first NBA title in 53 years. Monday 6/15/2026 he’s now a Knicks fan and never doubted the Knicks that’s his team. That’s Cam’roning don’t be a cam’ron.
Cam’roning by 2egund0 June 17, 2026

Rowing 

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The most phisically demanding sport, you will ever encounter. It's hard, exhausting and makes you feel like you want to collapse. Rowers get up every morning at 6 to go out in the freezing cold weather to row with there 'pogies'. Even in 12 degree weather, they walk around in a one piece lycra and a spandex top. During winter training, rowers train inside doing runs, circuits, weights and ergos which normally consist of 2k, 5k and the dreaded 30 minutes. 30 minutes are dread awful. It's hard to describe the pain of 30 minutes but most rowers are crying by halfway. Rowing is the greatest dport ever. Admit it. It's true.
"Hey I'm going rowing after this."
"In this weather? It's raining!"
"Hey, don't worry, I've got my full lycra and spandex kit to keep me toasty warm" ;)
Rowing by ROWINGBUDDIES222 February 13, 2012

Stanford Rowing Team 

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Assisted masturbation session involving a circular series of interlocking dutch rudders.

A true "stanford rowing team" consists of 8 "rowing" members directly participating in a full dutch rudder circle as well as one "coxswain" who counts out the stroke rhythm at desired pace for maximal satisfaction and general safety.
"Hey bro, wanna get in on our Stanford Rowing Team?"
"Isn't that kinda gay, dude?"
"It's cool, just don't make eye contact with the coxswain"
Stanford Rowing Team by hickoryB October 21, 2013

Front Rowing 

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The act of pretending that you were close to someone who passed away to gain attention and sympathy
It suck that Jared died but did you see Christie front rowing with his family at the funeral. She barely knew him. She is always looking for attention.
Front Rowing by Charlie Badass September 29, 2019

Ronin Warriors 

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Thousands of years ago, the evil emperor Talpa attempted to conquer the Earth. Defeated, he was banished to the Nether Realm and his armor was divided into 9 separate suits. Now, he has returned to conquer Earth, having reclaimed 4 of the suits. The other 5 are in the possesion of those who are the only hope of stopping him: The Ronin Warriors.
Ronin Warriors is a Japanese manga and anime series created by Hajime Yatate. The anime was produced and animated by Sunrise, and aired across Japan on Nagoya Television from April 30, 1988 to March 4, 1989 and has a total of 39 episodes. It first aired on American television during the summer of 1995 and subsequently appeared on the Sci-Fi Channel, Fox, and later, Cartoon Network's Toonami in 1999.
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Overstand 

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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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