Roeing 

Roeing: looking fine as hell while maintaining a sensible level of comfort and flexibility.

"Dude, did you see Sally roeing today? Girl's glutes in those leggings had me like, 'DAYUM!

Roeing by LLRchick November 21, 2016

Roeing 

Wearing any piece from a really ugly clothing line that looks like a 3 year old should be wearing it.

I am roeing today in my printing leggings and non-matching unflattering shirt.

Roeing by belyie October 23, 2016

Roeing 

Inserting airsoft pellets into a male urethra during a sexual act. Usually in conjunction with a cock ring or other restrictive penile device to help prevent the pellets from reaching the bladder. The pellets are removed or expelled during ejaculation resembling fish roe.

I was roeing with 8mm pellets last night, and managed to shoot most of them past the end of the bed.

Roeing by gespenst May 4, 2015

Reingold

A fucking retard. Likes to sit and spit on his fucking microphone at a table. He sells cookies because he is so poor. Pulls up in his car every weekday morning. Then he gets out of his car and tells kids to come to his car for free cookies. What a pedo. He loves looking ad girls ass.

Girl: stop looking at my ass. I don't want cookies. You are such a Reingold.
Due: want some free cookies and btw nice ass

Reingold by Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy February 13, 2018

Rowing 

The most phisically demanding sport, you will ever encounter. It's hard, exhausting and makes you feel like you want to collapse. Rowers get up every morning at 6 to go out in the freezing cold weather to row with there 'pogies'. Even in 12 degree weather, they walk around in a one piece lycra and a spandex top. During winter training, rowers train inside doing runs, circuits, weights and ergos which normally consist of 2k, 5k and the dreaded 30 minutes. 30 minutes are dread awful. It's hard to describe the pain of 30 minutes but most rowers are crying by halfway. Rowing is the greatest dport ever. Admit it. It's true.

"Hey I'm going rowing after this."
"In this weather? It's raining!"
"Hey, don't worry, I've got my full lycra and spandex kit to keep me toasty warm" ;)

Rowing by ROWINGBUDDIES222 February 13, 2012

Stanford Rowing Team 

Assisted masturbation session involving a circular series of interlocking dutch rudders.

A true "stanford rowing team" consists of 8 "rowing" members directly participating in a full dutch rudder circle as well as one "coxswain" who counts out the stroke rhythm at desired pace for maximal satisfaction and general safety.

"Hey bro, wanna get in on our Stanford Rowing Team?"
"Isn't that kinda gay, dude?"
"It's cool, just don't make eye contact with the coxswain"

Stanford Rowing Team by hickoryB October 21, 2013

Front Rowing 

The act of pretending that you were close to someone who passed away to gain attention and sympathy

It suck that Jared died but did you see Christie front rowing with his family at the funeral. She barely knew him. She is always looking for attention.

Front Rowing by Charlie Badass September 29, 2019