Rondering

Being unaware of social norms and wandering for self-interest at the expense of your friends or family.

Where's Dane? He was right behind us.

I dont know. He went rondering.

by Nytorq December 25, 2016

ruddering

When someone uses there hand to knock a standing man's flacid penis from side to side. The equivalent of motorboating.

Can also do 'tennis ruddering' when you use both hands and bounce the penis between them.

Also possible to do it up and down or with your foot.

Surprisingly satisfying for both particiants

Guy "can I motor boat you?'
Girl "only if I can do some ruddering of you after"
Guy " oh yes please"

by flemmimaid October 22, 2012

Just wondering

Said to cover up someone's true intentions about a question they just asked; trying to appear nonchalant. Could also mean that it's about to go down.

Justin: "Yo, Brad, how old's your sister?"
Brad: "She's 16, what's it to you, perv?"
Justin: "Dang, man, I was just wondering..."

by mattyp1108 September 10, 2011

pondering

To think about (something) carefully, especially before making a decision or reaching a conclusion.

"I'm pondering about what clothes to wear for the occasion"

by Ponder land. December 1, 2013

ropering

the act of continuos failed drunk attempts to sexually take advantage of an innocent college male via physical activity or phone communication

Dude Katie was ropering the shit out of Tommy last night when he was passed out!!

by D Nigga5 January 6, 2010

Wondering Wanker

A Wondering Wanker is a person who engages in the simple act of flogging the dolphin in a public restroom, department store changing room, or other random public place. Normally the Wondering Wanker is always horny and gives no regard to where he sprays his baby gravy.

Bro 1: Dude, I was dropping a grumpy at the crapper in Best Buy the other day and I think the guy in the next stall was whacking it!

Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...

by EliteDanTheMan November 19, 2010

Pondering Orb

To ponder a round blue ball

Person 1: I'm coming over you better not be pondering your orb
Person 2: *pondering orb*

by ohwellyknow123 November 29, 2021