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ruddering 

When someone uses there hand to knock a standing man's flacid penis from side to side. The equivalent of motorboating.

Can also do 'tennis ruddering' when you use both hands and bounce the penis between them.

Also possible to do it up and down or with your foot.

Surprisingly satisfying for both particiants
Guy "can I motor boat you?'
Girl "only if I can do some ruddering of you after"
Guy " oh yes please"
ruddering by flemmimaid October 22, 2012

Just wondering 

Said to cover up someone's true intentions about a question they just asked; trying to appear nonchalant. Could also mean that it's about to go down.
Justin: "Yo, Brad, how old's your sister?"
Brad: "She's 16, what's it to you, perv?"
Justin: "Dang, man, I was just wondering..."
Just wondering by mattyp1108 September 10, 2011
Word of the Day on April 12, 2018
To think about (something) carefully, especially before making a decision or reaching a conclusion.
"I'm pondering about what clothes to wear for the occasion"
pondering by Ponder land. December 1, 2013

ropering 

the act of continuos failed drunk attempts to sexually take advantage of an innocent college male via physical activity or phone communication
Dude Katie was ropering the shit out of Tommy last night when he was passed out!!
ropering by D Nigga5 January 6, 2010

Wondering Wanker 

A Wondering Wanker is a person who engages in the simple act of flogging the dolphin in a public restroom, department store changing room, or other random public place. Normally the Wondering Wanker is always horny and gives no regard to where he sprays his baby gravy.
Bro 1: Dude, I was dropping a grumpy at the crapper in Best Buy the other day and I think the guy in the next stall was whacking it!

Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...
Wondering Wanker by EliteDanTheMan November 19, 2010

Pondering Orb

To ponder a round blue ball
Person 1: I'm coming over you better not be pondering your orb
Person 2: *pondering orb*
Pondering Orb by ohwellyknow123 November 29, 2021