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ruddering
When someone uses there hand to knock a standing man's flacid penis from side to side. The equivalent of motorboating.
Can also do 'tennis ruddering' when you use both hands and bounce the penis between them.
Also possible to do it up and down or with your foot.
Surprisingly satisfying for both particiants
Can also do 'tennis ruddering' when you use both hands and bounce the penis between them.
Also possible to do it up and down or with your foot.
Surprisingly satisfying for both particiants
Guy "can I motor boat you?'
Girl "only if I can do some ruddering of you after"
Guy " oh yes please"
Girl "only if I can do some ruddering of you after"
Guy " oh yes please"
ruddering by flemmimaid October 22, 2012
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Rondering • rendering • rendering possums • rodderinguppsorn • rongering • Rogering • rodgering • Raidering • Rokering • Rondingal
Just wondering
Said to cover up someone's true intentions about a question they just asked; trying to appear nonchalant. Could also mean that it's about to go down.
Justin: "Yo, Brad, how old's your sister?"
Brad: "She's 16, what's it to you, perv?"
Justin: "Dang, man, I was just wondering..."
Brad: "She's 16, what's it to you, perv?"
Justin: "Dang, man, I was just wondering..."
Just wondering by mattyp1108 September 10, 2011
Word of the Day on April 12, 2018
pondering
pondering by Ponder land. December 1, 2013
Wondering Wanker
A Wondering Wanker is a person who engages in the simple act of flogging the dolphin in a public restroom, department store changing room, or other random public place. Normally the Wondering Wanker is always horny and gives no regard to where he sprays his baby gravy.
Bro 1: Dude, I was dropping a grumpy at the crapper in Best Buy the other day and I think the guy in the next stall was whacking it!
Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...
Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...
Wondering Wanker by EliteDanTheMan November 19, 2010
Pondering Orb
Pondering Orb by ohwellyknow123 November 29, 2021
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