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The religion of worshiping Ronald McDonald. When praying finish with Ramen not Amen
The one true religion is Ronaldism
Ronaldism by Spicy Ronald August 25, 2020
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The Ronalds

Gas, nausea, and softening of the stool caused by consumption of Mcdonald's food.
I should not have gone to Micky D's last night- I got a total case of the Ronalds.

After eating a double quarter pounder with cheese extra value meal and three chicken sandwiches, Jed spent four hours on the can with the Ronalds.
The Ronalds by billthakat February 26, 2010

Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64 

A bootleg Brazilian version of 1996's International Superstar 64, a soccer game for the Nintendo 64. It recently became the new Rick Roll of some sorts, where you never expect the opening to appear, but yet it does. Also one of the best games ever created by the human race, and can even be said unironically.
Guy 1: Damn I'm bored. What do you want to do besides play boring EA world famous FIFA?
Guy 2: How about we play Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64?
Guy 1: Damn hell no I don't even have a n64.
Wendy's Manager: *opens dumpster* Who the hell are you and why did you make a man cave inside of the dumpster behind the restaurant?
Guy 2: F U C K

Ronaldinho 

Only the most amazing soccer player in the present world. However, his teeth are a little big. Just a little.
"Ronaldinho reminds me of Bugs."
"Which bug?"
"I mean the bunny."
"Shut up. I want to watch the game."
Ronaldinho by alicia May 30, 2004
”Ronilistm is a religion that was founded by Noach sometime before 2000 BCE but was persecuted by the newly formed Israelites in 1850 BCS” according to them

Ronilism then had a comeback in 589 BCE and 30-34 C.E. and now again as Gabe (Rons messenger allegedly) has started preaching the religion again in 2018.
Ronilists have the truth!

Really? Maybe il visit their Ronilism church.
Ronilism by ronworshipper May 29, 2018

Ronaldinho 

Foolish popular belief is that this kid is from Brasil and really good at football.

The truth is that he is an alien who has visited Earth, liked the concept of a game of football and has decided to stick around. His skills are quite obviously not of this world. Makes mockery of defenders. Pulls of tricks nobody even thought of, let alone used on a football pitch. The most naturally gifted player of current football era.
You know that Ronaldinho's goal that put England out, that everyone thinks he didn't mean it?

Oh, he meant it.
Ronaldinho by Dark Shadow May 13, 2005

ronaldinho 

either
1. one of the ugliest motherfuckers you will ever see, or
2. one of the best soccer players you will ever see.
Ronaldinho might be both.
ronaldinho by Adrian August 19, 2006
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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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