ronaldiho 

An incorrect spelling of Ronaldinho

Kid: Ronaldiho is my favorite player!

Jim: Who the hell is that?

ronaldiho by daveless August 5, 2006

ronaldiho 

1)If God played soccer, it would be him.
2)The human incarnation of Jar Jar Binks.

Ronaldiho is going to win the champions league and the world cup because he is a badass motherfucker, but damn he is fugly.

ronaldiho by Helmuth von Moltke May 17, 2006

Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64 

A bootleg Brazilian version of 1996's International Superstar 64, a soccer game for the Nintendo 64. It recently became the new Rick Roll of some sorts, where you never expect the opening to appear, but yet it does. Also one of the best games ever created by the human race, and can even be said unironically.

Guy 1: Damn I'm bored. What do you want to do besides play boring EA world famous FIFA?
Guy 2: How about we play Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64?
Guy 1: Damn hell no I don't even have a n64.
Wendy's Manager: *opens dumpster* Who the hell are you and why did you make a man cave inside of the dumpster behind the restaurant?
Guy 2: F U C K

Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64 by Dang_dats_not_bad May 9, 2020

Ronaldinho 

Only the most amazing soccer player in the present world. However, his teeth are a little big. Just a little.

"Ronaldinho reminds me of Bugs."
"Which bug?"
"I mean the bunny."
"Shut up. I want to watch the game."

Ronaldinho by alicia May 30, 2004

dirty ronaldo 

When the male ejaculates into the females ear.

Billy has an ear fetish, so he enjoys giving women "dirty ronaldos".

dirty ronaldo by pancakesanta August 11, 2017

Ronaldo 

He's a great guy. He's shy at first but when you get to meet him really, you'll fall in love with him. He's the opposite of an asshole a true gentleman. Don't get on his bad because he will make you feel like shit. He will make you feel good about yourself and he will do the most he can to make you happy. Doesn't care if he gets stabbed in the back because, like a baby, Ronaldo doesn't know much evil. Ronaldo is a very loyal person and anyone and everyone who meets one deserves the opportunity to be a friend of one.

P1: Have you met Ronaldo yet?
P2: Nah man haven't met the guy
P1: you should I'm pretty sure you'll get along with him.

Ronaldo by Buddy52 January 3, 2017

Ronaldinho 

Foolish popular belief is that this kid is from Brasil and really good at football.

The truth is that he is an alien who has visited Earth, liked the concept of a game of football and has decided to stick around. His skills are quite obviously not of this world. Makes mockery of defenders. Pulls of tricks nobody even thought of, let alone used on a football pitch. The most naturally gifted player of current football era.

You know that Ronaldinho's goal that put England out, that everyone thinks he didn't mean it?

Oh, he meant it.

Ronaldinho by Dark Shadow May 13, 2005