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Romeo & Juliet Syndrome

The mathematical certainty that someone is falling in love with a fantasy construct they manufactured in their own head, rather than the actual person standing in front of them.

A logical fallacy of the term "love at first sight", In which humans are too dishonest to comply and admit they see beauty, and call it love.
I thought I loved her, but my research led me to know it is only a classic Romeo & Juliet Syndrome

romeo and juliet 

A tragedy written by William Shakespeare about 400 years ago.

Basically it's about two people who are in "forbidden love" because their parents hate each other, but they get married about 12 hours after they first met.
Yeah, then they get killed about four days later.
A lot of other people die, too.

It's pretty relevant to our time period, since it still happens between couples all over the place.
Abram: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
Sampson: I do bite my thumb, sir.
Abram: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
Sampson: Is the law of our side if I say ay?
Gregory: No. ):
romeo and juliet by geo May 13, 2005

romeo and juliet 

A tragedy by William Shakespeare.

In the end, Romeo and Juliet both die.

HA SPOILED THE ENDING!
Teacher: Today we will start reading Romeo and Juliet.
Student: Oh, by the way, in the end, Romeo and Juliet die.
Teacher: I'll see you in detention boy!
Student: What the fuck?! They tell you in the fucking prologue!

romeo and juliet 

Act 1: Romeo is sad.why? because he can't get any ass from Rosaline.
Act 3 ( or something): After knowing eachother for only a day,they already screw.

ROMEO AND JULIET ARE HORNY KIDS

romeo and juliet 

A dumb story that you are forced to read during freshman year or at some point in high school. It is about two sexually aroused teenagers who want to fuck after knowing each other for an hour. They both die in the end oops.
Y'all have to read romeo and juliet this year. Rest in peace.

Romeo and Juliet 

A story about two horny teenagers who want to get married and fuck as soon as they meet each other. Reading it is a torture to all middle/high school kids.
Balcony Scene of Romeo and Juliet:
Romeo: Oh Juliet Thou breasts are so big
Juliet: Thy know! Don't thou love them exploding out of thy dress.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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