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Oh man, that song is roladex
Roladex by Amanda & Jeanette August 12, 2004
Words you can keep
a word used to mean awesome or totally cool. Originated on the late show with conan o brien. He used it around an OC castmember, so it would become a new slang word.
Hey man, this party is totally roladex, we're in the cone zone now.
Roladex by Publicly Jon July 1, 2005

masturbation roladex 

The mental process one employs to catalog sights, sounds and smells within the confines of their brain's memory center so they can be recalled as needed to provide additional stimulus to heighten one masturbatory experience. This allows for more expedient retrieval of the images so they can be inserted at the appropriate time and place in the fantasy, as captured or embellished by the user, to optimize their expression of self love.
As Julie assisted Michael with the preparation for his medical tests, she filed the image of his glowing alabaster skin and thick, manly pelt in her masturbation roladex for later use when she was alone in bed with her favorite playtoy, a roll of Brawny paper towels and a 12 pack of Duracells.

sex roladex 

The imagery you scroll through in your mind including past sex partners or people you imagine having sex with to help you achieve orgasm.
I was getting myself off this morning and Landon came up in my sex roladex. Thought I didn't have any more feelings for him but I was definitely wrong about that.
sex roladex by MayaSutra July 17, 2017

masturbation roladex 

After I take a big shit, I'll woop out the masturbation roladex and shine some pages.
masturbation roladex by choug October 13, 2006

Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR) 

n;stored mental images to which one masturbates. abbrv - PMR.

see also spankbank
That girl is so hot. I am entering her into my Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR)

masturbation rolodex 

All of the people you would like to have (and/or have had)
sex with, any of which can be selected to fantasize about while masturbating.
I picked Maria from the masturbation rolodex last night
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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