Roladix 

1. The practice of naming your former sexual partners categorized by the size of their penis.

2. A digital archive featuring dick pics of your sexual partners.

I’ve got an amazing photo in the small section of my Roladix.

Roladix by Lovesumwords September 12, 2019

masturbation roladex 

The mental process one employs to catalog sights, sounds and smells within the confines of their brain's memory center so they can be recalled as needed to provide additional stimulus to heighten one masturbatory experience. This allows for more expedient retrieval of the images so they can be inserted at the appropriate time and place in the fantasy, as captured or embellished by the user, to optimize their expression of self love.

As Julie assisted Michael with the preparation for his medical tests, she filed the image of his glowing alabaster skin and thick, manly pelt in her masturbation roladex for later use when she was alone in bed with her favorite playtoy, a roll of Brawny paper towels and a 12 pack of Duracells.

masturbation roladex by Gregg A. July 13, 2006

sex roladex 

The imagery you scroll through in your mind including past sex partners or people you imagine having sex with to help you achieve orgasm.

I was getting myself off this morning and Landon came up in my sex roladex. Thought I didn't have any more feelings for him but I was definitely wrong about that.

sex roladex by MayaSutra July 17, 2017

Roladex

Something freakin rad and gnarly

Oh man, that song is roladex

Roladex by Amanda & Jeanette August 12, 2004

Roladex

a word used to mean awesome or totally cool. Originated on the late show with conan o brien. He used it around an OC castmember, so it would become a new slang word.

Hey man, this party is totally roladex, we're in the cone zone now.

Roladex by Publicly Jon July 1, 2005

masturbation roladex 

A Porno magazine ! What else?

After I take a big shit, I'll woop out the masturbation roladex and shine some pages.

masturbation roladex by choug October 13, 2006