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Rocky Johnson 

When a male nipple achieves peak performance and maximum hardness
it's so cold out here, i just popped a rocky johnson
Rocky Johnson by Rocky Johnson October 3, 2016

Ricky John 

When someone jerks off inside of a Porta John in a desperate attempt to bust a nut after an unsuccessful attempt to take a girl home from the bar.
Bill: Hey Hank, what took you so long in the Porta John?

Hank: Oh I had to rub out a Ricky John real quick before I go home. I got blue balled bad tonight.
Ricky John by giggitygoddamn69 January 23, 2023

rock the john 

Taking a massive shit so devastating that the bathroom cannot be used for at least 30-45 minutes.
John "Hey, will you cover for me while I go rock the john?"

Bill "Wait dude. I gotta piss first before you go and fuck up the bathroom!"
rock the john by johnny_rock January 13, 2007

John-rock 

Steve: Hey Bill, why are you so fired up?

Bill: I gotta get home, Sue's in for it tonight - I'm going to John-rock her bandy legged!
John-rock by DrCaulifl0wer July 2, 2011

dwayne "the rock" johnsons 

Person 1:OH NO MY BALLS ARE OBLITERATED!!!
Person 2: Seems that he lost his dwayne "the rock" johnsons!

Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner 

Approximately 3-5 feet once he has a boner
Julie loved Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner size, one she hung up a picture of it in here room