Bill: Hey Hank, what took you so long in the Porta John?

Hank: Oh I had to rub out a Ricky John real quick before I go home. I got blue balled bad tonight.

Ricky John by giggitygoddamn69 January 23, 2023

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rock the john

Taking a massive shit so devastating that the bathroom cannot be used for at least 30-45 minutes.

John "Hey, will you cover for me while I go rock the john?"

Bill "Wait dude. I gotta piss first before you go and fuck up the bathroom!"

rock the john by johnny_rock January 13, 2007

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John-rock

A particularly hard and threatening erection.

Steve: Hey Bill, why are you so fired up?

Bill: I gotta get home, Sue's in for it tonight - I'm going to John-rock her bandy legged!

John-rock by DrCaulifl0wer July 2, 2011

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dwayne "the rock" johnsons

Male genitalia, testicles.

Person 1:OH NO MY BALLS ARE OBLITERATED!!!
Person 2: Seems that he lost his dwayne "the rock" johnsons!

dwayne "the rock" johnsons by damnilostmyballs September 24, 2021

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Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner

Approximately 3-5 feet once he has a boner

Julie loved Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner size, one she hung up a picture of it in here room

Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner by masonthemissile November 11, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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