John-rock 

A particularly hard and threatening erection.

Steve: Hey Bill, why are you so fired up?

Bill: I gotta get home, Sue's in for it tonight - I'm going to John-rock her bandy legged!

John-rock by DrCaulifl0wer July 2, 2011

rock the john 

Taking a massive shit so devastating that the bathroom cannot be used for at least 30-45 minutes.

John "Hey, will you cover for me while I go rock the john?"

Bill "Wait dude. I gotta piss first before you go and fuck up the bathroom!"

rock the john by johnny_rock January 13, 2007

dwayne 'the john' rockson

A self-proclaimed rock star, see the john

PERSON 1: " You ready for the Ed Sheeran concert next year!"
PERSON 2: " Nah mate, Dwayne 'the john' Rockson all the way!"

dwayne 'the john' rockson by essenceofexistence May 10, 2017

john rocker 

the dumbass (from atlanta braves) that is quoted:

"The biggest thing I don't like about New York are the foreigners. I'm not a very big fan of foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get into this country?"

Braves pitcher John Rocker

John Rocker is a racist muthafucka! Boo him when he plays!

john rocker by refuze May 15, 2005

John Rocker 

A largely rude and narcissistic brute.

-I hope somebody calms that John Rocker down or I might have to.

- My bus was late because a John Rocker kept berating a women on the bus.

John Rocker by CobraMcD March 10, 2009

john rocker 

When a minority girl is giving you head while you're standing up, keeping her mouth still and you're thrusting in and out. As soon as you're about to cum you take your dick out put your balls out and shoot her in the eye like a john rocker fastball coming straight for a black man's face

"she gave me awesome head and when i said i was about to come i gave her a john rocker"

john rocker by The Dig May 9, 2006

Rocky john 

A perfect person for everyone.

Rocky John is a perfect person in every eyes of the people

Rocky john by Eudora the great March 8, 2022