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Rocksama wantsama

1) A person who throws rocks at you or your property from a distance and then runs away.
2) A person who likes to play "poke the bear" with people who he thinks will take it lightly and laugh it off.
1) The young Rocksama wantsama enjoyed throwing rocks from the suburban bridge onto boats parked in the marina below.

2) When the Rocksama wantsama toyed with the old shitter pump mechanic he was promptly hit across the back of the head with a shovel. He then went to cry about it to the dude who had the office duck collection.

rocksome 

when you not only rock, but you are awesome too.

you really only use this word if you're extremely uncool. or possibly if youre dan. THATS RIGHT DAN. I DEFINED THE WORD ROCKSOME.
"stop saying the word rocksome. its just not a cool word."

rockumentary 

A documentary about a rock band, for example, Spinal Tap.
"...I jumped at the chance to make the documentary, the, if you will, rockumentary..."
rockumentary by Dan Brown August 29, 2003

Rocksmith 

A game made for real guitarists that complain about Guitar Hero.
Guy 1: Dude go play an actual guitar

*Guy 2 plays Rocksmith*

60 days later

Guy 1: HOW ARE YOU THAT GOOD AT GIUTAR?

Guy 2: Yeah I played Rocksmith, umm... *Rocksmith ad plays*
Rocksmith by the legendary old meme December 30, 2018

Rocksuna 

a name that a girl has. she is awesome.

:D
her nickname is rox, roxie, and roxpox.
allay: hey whats up rocksuna?
rox: nothin' just rockin.
Rocksuna by allay :D March 22, 2009

classic rocksucker

Someone, particularly a teenager, who acts like their shit don't stink because they listen to classic rock because their peers listen to rap or pop. They constantly brag about their music taste, wear nothing but band shirts, and get extremely butthurt by peers because they (the peers) aren't walking classic rock encyclopedias like they are.

Is a portmanteau of "classic rock" and "cocksucker".

See also: metalhead
Oh my gosh, Mike is such a classic rocksucker. He called me stupid because I accidentally confused two songs with each other. He needs to find something else to wear besides Led Zeppelin shirts, too.