rocksucker

someone who sucks rocks

fuck you rocksucker

youre suckin rocks tonight man

by Brett/Case(Doggy)/Mex July 20, 2007

classic rocksucker

Someone, particularly a teenager, who acts like their shit don't stink because they listen to classic rock because their peers listen to rap or pop. They constantly brag about their music taste, wear nothing but band shirts, and get extremely butthurt by peers because they (the peers) aren't walking classic rock encyclopedias like they are.

Is a portmanteau of "classic rock" and "cocksucker".

See also: metalhead

Oh my gosh, Mike is such a classic rocksucker. He called me stupid because I accidentally confused two songs with each other. He needs to find something else to wear besides Led Zeppelin shirts, too.

by Cookie Mischief October 18, 2012

Cocksucker blues

A feeling of sadness and depression, but also anger and irritability among gay men that haven’t sucked cock for a while.

Gabi has the cocksucker blues again. It’s been a wile since he sucked some man meat.

by kam75xx December 31, 2017

fucking cocksucker motherfucker

Famous slur from the film "Usual Suspects"

Give me the fucking keys you fucking cocksucker motherfucker!

by Loods October 5, 2007

ropesucker

one who sucks pole, or cock. A gay man.

He looks like a ropesucker.

by evil betty February 10, 2005

CUNT-FUCK NIGGER FAGGOT BITCH WHORE SLUT FUCKER COCKSUCKER

What you call someone when you're *really* angry.

YOU'RE SUCH A CUNT-FUCK NIGGER FAGGOT BITCH WHORE SLUT FUCKER COCKSUCKER

by AveTrueToCaesar November 14, 2019

cold calling cocksucker

Some poor schmuck tethered to a phone peddling shitty mechandise or services to random numbers.

Craig G. Sat in a cubicle calling random people all day trying to sell them shitty stocks which he knows nothing about. What a cold calling cocksucker!

by Frankie2times September 16, 2016