Slang; pertaining to Haemorrhoids.
Specifically rhyming slang, derived from Piles (noun) - a non-technical name for Haemorrhoids.
Shortened to 'Rockford's" from The Rockford Files (ryhm:Piles)
Derived from the title of the 70's show - The Rockford Files, starring James Garner as the trailer dwelling PI.
Evolved to 'Jimmy's', see Jimmy Garners
Specifically rhyming slang, derived from Piles (noun) - a non-technical name for Haemorrhoids.
Shortened to 'Rockford's" from The Rockford Files (ryhm:Piles)
Derived from the title of the 70's show - The Rockford Files, starring James Garner as the trailer dwelling PI.
Evolved to 'Jimmy's', see Jimmy Garners
Blimey, last nights chicken vindaloo has just passed thru my brown eye and really kicked off my Rockfords, someone pass me the OidGone
by Tubbo67 July 14, 2011
To perform a dangerous or extreme maneuver while driving a car, usually involving a moving U-turn, particularly while in heavy traffic.
Derived from the cool 70’s television private detective show: Rockford Files, staring James Gardner. He drove a Firebird.
Derived from the cool 70’s television private detective show: Rockford Files, staring James Gardner. He drove a Firebird.
I missed my turn so I had to do 'a Rockford' in the middle of the street.
The traffic is stopped in this lane. Hang 'a Rockford' and go another way.
The traffic is stopped in this lane. Hang 'a Rockford' and go another way.
by Lee Whitfield September 20, 2007
A small picturesque town in west Michigan home to the fierce Rockford Rams. Grad classes are upwards of six hundred and every team is number one in the state thanks to steroids. Because Rockford is perfect, any flunker, flunkie, and pregnant girl is redirected to the nearby school, river "retard" valley. Nine out of ten families are rich, conservative republicans while the rest are democrats. The school is 99.4% Caucasian, and black kids are celebrities. The cops hate the kids, because every last one is stoned. Rockford is home to the biggest marijuana trade in west michigan. Teachers only like you if you've made varsity by playing before you could walk.
Look at that Rockford kid!
Will he give us free weed if we apologize that he bears the burden of being a Ram?
Will he give us free weed if we apologize that he bears the burden of being a Ram?
by StonedRamette August 05, 2011
This is a really cool dude that everyone should be friends with and is very skilled in the art of theatre. He’s very... unique.
Rockford is a nice guy.
by Thegegg December 15, 2017
by wademus July 19, 2004
by tom and steve October 26, 2003
The act of pissing in one's hair. Usually performed in a state of high anger, stress, or intoxication. Originated from urinating on someone, but taking it to a whole new level.
"I was so mad yesterday"
"Really? What did you do about it?"
"I pulled a rockford and pissed all over Jim's hair when we were driving to the party."
"Really? What did you do about it?"
"I pulled a rockford and pissed all over Jim's hair when we were driving to the party."
by Rockcar212 May 01, 2010