A great place I grew up in and still live in. it may have its quirks but what town does not. when nearby towns are in trouble Rockford il is there on the double. the hospitals are great the bars are fun and the people are great and the mayor is awesome and the festivals are fun and we have many many food choices to eat at and there is plenty to do we have a history in rockford that most dont know about check out www.rockfordreminisce.com/Restaurants_Gallery_2.html and you will see rockford was a hidden gem. I lvoe rockford no matter what people say!
by dj fever April 22, 2015
Beautiful city in Northern Illinois, also known as the Forest City. Rockford is known for the Rockford Peaches which was made into a film starring Tom Hanks. Notable Rockfordians include; Michelle Williams and Danika Patrick. Formerly, the second largest city in Illinois it is now ranked third. Rockford, Illinois is home to among other things: Magic Waters water park, Anderson Japanese Gardens and the popular hibachi style restaurant J.M.K. Nippon's.
by Rockford Rocks! February 9, 2010
A boring, cultureless rust belt city in northern Illinois. The past 20 years have not been kind to Rockford and it is now a genuinely dangerous and depressing place to live. Anyone with enough education/common sense leaves as soon as possible.
The taxes, crime rate, unemployment and school system are some of the worst in the country. You have to be careful just driving around since the roads are so poorly maintained you can actually damage your car on a Baghdad-quality pothole.
If you’re an uneducated, unemployed sex-offender with a substance abuse problem who has given up on life then Rockford is the place for you!
The taxes, crime rate, unemployment and school system are some of the worst in the country. You have to be careful just driving around since the roads are so poorly maintained you can actually damage your car on a Baghdad-quality pothole.
If you’re an uneducated, unemployed sex-offender with a substance abuse problem who has given up on life then Rockford is the place for you!
Guy 1: "I want to live in a shithole with a church every 10 feet for some reason."
Guy 2: "Rockford IL is the place for you my man."
Guy 2: "Rockford IL is the place for you my man."
by M978y4f October 5, 2012
A town in NW Illinois, consisting of about 150,000 people. In general, there is nothing to do but smoke the refer, and get drunk off our asses. Rockford is pretty much known for having an incredibly high crime rate (partially due to the high unemployment). If planning to come to Rockford, make sure u come during a good time, like the Waterfront or Wing Ding, where you can watch people of all races come together in huge gatherings of drunkeness.
Best thing about Rockford: Hot Catholic School Girls Best thing to avoid: Mexicans, the West Side, Machesny Park, and Auburn High School
by Nick JizzUnit April 9, 2005
A huge shithole in Northern Illinois. Somehow is considered a suburb of Chicago but is 4 hours away. You can go swimming in the Rock River and solve 90 missing persons cases simultaneously. There’s nothing to do there besides smoke weed, kill people, and rob stores due to there being no jobs. It’s common nickname is Glockford. It’s one of the most dangerous cities in America, & it raises a bunch of shitheads. But everyone who lives here loves it despite its faults. Don’t move here though.
Guy 1: “Yo, you ever been to Rockford, Il?
Guy 2: “Dude I grew up there. Why you think I am the way I am?”
Guy 2: “Dude I grew up there. Why you think I am the way I am?”
by traphouzemri March 11, 2019
A shithole that needs more hotties. The only thing the town has going for it is the mass amount of marijuana for all to smoke.
by el_mejicano April 16, 2005