A rocketmom is a woman who, in spite of having given birth, has maintained a rocket body. Basically a MILF with a dynamite body.
Dude #1: "Look at Wendy over there - she has such a dynamite little body on her!"
Dude #2: "Can you believe she has three kids?"
Dude #1: "Are you SERIOUS!?! She's a fucking rocketmom!!!"
Sexual attraction to rockets. Found most common in teenage degenerates who hide in their rooms, faint in Biology classes and bring axes into schools. If this disorder is identified, we recommend complete decombustion of this individual, to prevent further damage to others.
Fuck Greg. He has Rocketophilia. Let’s grab him by his rat tail and skin him alive, so he can’t harm our children.