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1. A man that is extremely good at giving the women the fingers in their clam.

2. A man that is really laid back and easy with the ladies. Like a player but treats the girls like shit and they still love him.
1. Mike is johnnie rocketfingers

2. See that, he is just playing johnnie rocketfingers to get in with her.
by ZedJay November 14, 2005
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A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.
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