rocketmom

A rocketmom is a woman who, in spite of having given birth, has maintained a rocket body. Basically a MILF with a dynamite body.

Dude #1: "Look at Wendy over there - she has such a dynamite little body on her!"
Dude #2: "Can you believe she has three kids?"
Dude #1: "Are you SERIOUS!?! She's a fucking rocketmom!!!"

by Shitty McFartle September 12, 2005