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rock-fucker 

They tried their precious little hearts out to do a story on technology, but ended up just looking like a bunch of drooling rock-fuckers.
rock-fucker by TubBoy May 7, 2011

Burgundian rock fucker 

A Burgundian rock fucker is a man (or sometimes woman) who hails from the land of Burgundy and partakes in sexual intercourse with various rocks and stones.
"Have you met Pierre? He's a genuine Burgundian rock fucker."

rockfucked 

a type of fucking.
commonly used to tell someone to get fucked, in a more violent manner.
why don't you go get rockfucked
rockfucked by Jon. O February 12, 2008

classic rocksucker

Someone, particularly a teenager, who acts like their shit don't stink because they listen to classic rock because their peers listen to rap or pop. They constantly brag about their music taste, wear nothing but band shirts, and get extremely butthurt by peers because they (the peers) aren't walking classic rock encyclopedias like they are.

Is a portmanteau of "classic rock" and "cocksucker".

See also: metalhead
Oh my gosh, Mike is such a classic rocksucker. He called me stupid because I accidentally confused two songs with each other. He needs to find something else to wear besides Led Zeppelin shirts, too.

rockfucker 

A rockfucker is the official fan name for The Viral Podcast with Chelcie Lynn and Paige Ginn.
Did you see that girl dressed like a whore? She is definitely a rockfucker.
rockfucker by rollinghomo11 June 16, 2022

rocksucker 

fuck you rocksucker

youre suckin rocks tonight man