Roasting marshmellows 

When you stick your balls into a girls vagina, warming them up to a comfy temperature.

"dude did you hook up with that chick last night?"
"No, but she let me roast my marshmellows...it was kind of cool"

"I caught crabs from Roasting marshmellows with that Hooker"

Roasting marshmellows by Big Petey May 11, 2009

roasting marshmallows 

term referring to a person who in an (usually FPS)online multiplayer who sits in one spot, camping, waiting for an unsuspecting victim to walk by.

Red- *runs up past a rock)
Blue- *shoots Red)
Red- OMG! you f*cking camping noob!
Blue- It's a legitimate strategy!
Red- I guess you like roasting marshmallows.

roasting marshmallows by Onurb September 16, 2007

Roasting Marshmallows 

Verb. To be extremely high or stoned to the point of upmost insanity. If one was to be roasting marshmallows then he or she will be non-compliant with any task.

"Dude i was totally Roasting Marshmallows last night"

"man let's Roast some Marshmallows

Roasting Marshmallows by PimpDocterAce November 23, 2009

Roasting Marshmallows 

A sexual act where a female is fucked anally near or on top of a campfire. Best to be done on a farm or near one.

Colin and Morgan were roasting marshmallows at the farm last night

Roasting Marshmallows by ShadyBrookFarm March 18, 2019

roasting a marshmallow

When a large person lays out in the sun or uses a tanning bed to become tan.

My fat sister went to the beach without sunscreen and now she looks like a roasted marshmallow. The girls at the tanning salon were roasting a marshmallow all day in the winter.

roasting a marshmallow by tsintao June 3, 2009

roasting a marshmallow

When you know a girl is allergic to something and you put it in her vagina anyway.

I knew she was allergic to Big Red, but I stuck a piece of it in her and I was roasting a marshmallow.

roasting a marshmallow by Marsmallow roaster November 29, 2006

Roasting a marshmallow

Roasting a marshmallow

Nobody likes telling Cindy how to do her job. "Why's Dan crying in his office?"
"I saw him roasting a marshmallow earlier and now he feels like a mushy pile of donkey shit."
"Cindy sucks."
"Ooo, burn."

Roasting a marshmallow by ScryBaby June 13, 2017