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Roasting a marshmallow

Nobody likes telling Cindy how to do her job. "Why's Dan crying in his office?"
"I saw him roasting a marshmallow earlier and now he feels like a mushy pile of donkey shit."
"Cindy sucks."
"Ooo, burn."

Commander in tweet 

Another day, another embarrassment by the Commander in tweet.
Commander in tweet by ScryBaby June 13, 2017