An omnipotent but often ill-tempered creature that frequents live music events with the sole intention of spreading family love and the gospel of the helping friendly book.
Bob: Your crying and you need what? Go talk to Roarie!
After a night out, when you go back to your newfound partner's place, you get told that in fact they're not interested in you, and you realize you've been lead on. You're the verge of sealing the deal, only to suddenly be swiftly tossed aside like a puppy on boxing day.
*Victim arrives home from his walk of shame*
Friend: "Did you go back with that Yorkshire lass? How did it go?"
Victim: "Mate, I got completely roried. She was all over me in the club, but when we got back to hers, she made me sleep on the floor! I legged it once she'd fallen asleep, screw that!"
A term used to describe a person's state after drinking to excess. This state is commonly associated with memory black out and a severe hangover the following day.
When a friend in the passenger seat of your car randomly yells out to a passing pedestrian some random abuse or funny call, and you quickly pull over next to the pedestrian to make it awkward for your friend.
You should have seen Bill’s face when I came to a roaring stop after he yelled out to a guy at the ATM “I saw ur pin!”
As we were driving past the mall, Joe yelled “hey sexy legs, how much?” to a blonde bombshell. So I came to a roaring stop. She almost jumped in the car and slapped him!
A method for hunting stocks and pouncing on investment opportunities. The phrase is known to have originated from r/wallstreetbets' u/deepfuckingvalue and also doubles as u/deepfuckingvalue's YouTube channel name.
Retard: How was your day my dude?
Autist: Bro I've been popping addy all-day and implementing roaring kitty.
Retard: Cool dude... I just trade what's on the front page of r/wallstreetbets.
Autist: That's retarded broseph.
Retard: Well, we're both incels living in our mom's basements. So who's to say who's more retarded?
Autist: Hmmm... Forget it. I've got to get back to finishing up some roaring kitty. Praise be to u/deepfuckingvalue.
Retard: Same, I got to catch up with the latest r/wallstreetbets memes. Praise be to u/deepfuckingvalue.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.