Roarke 

An awesome freakin ninja that will always go slightly out of his way to pwn noobs.

Frank: Did you hear about the bully who messed with Roarke?

John: Yeah! Roarke snapped his neck, broke all his limbs, cracked all his ribs, and ninja-kicked him across the solar system in the blink of an eye.

Roarke by MEOWx9001 June 20, 2011

Roarke 

Has the best pork and is the sexiest hunkiest man alive, no one compares to him, not even Hercules, him and Amir are a terroist duo and there both so hunky and thick and juicy

Do you know roarke?
Yes I do, he is so hunky and sexy
What about rogue?
Of course, so sexy
What about Amir?
Of course, he is so thick

Roarke by Jkjhjjjjjjjjjii December 10, 2021

roarke 

Made of metal, with gleeming circuits. Ocaasionaly perpetual and ALWAYS keeping the country clean.

ahh man, that new les ephants terribles CD is so roarke.

roarke by sebastian boneapart July 15, 2008

Roarke 

Roarke is vain. Roarke spends hours and hours gazing into his reflection in the mirror.
he desires but one thing in this world,

The rectus abdominis muscle.

some kind of love.

the end.

roarke, why dont ya put a ring on it

Roarke by mirandamirandamir April 15, 2020

Roarke 

Roarke is an adjective to describe a creature who isn't on the normal aide. They are double jointed and come with a thin diaframe. They don't care if they get into trouble and purr or hiss at any passersby. Never give a Roarke a box as they will hide in there for centuries. And if you do give them a box, then don't touch them ni matter what as they have sharp teeth and are afraid of only spiders.

This Roarke can sometimes be called:

The RoarkiusMalorkusDiddilyDorkusSquarjius Species

Roarke by ilovetaylorswift22 July 3, 2024

Mickey Rourked 

To have had really bad plastic surgery.

Used to describe a man who used to be cute, then totally screwed himself up with frightful plastic surgery.

The veterinarian that my family has used since I was little used to be kinda cute. Just saw him the other day. Good God!!! He has overdone hairplugs, the falsest teeth you've ever seen and the worst facelift in history, he Mickey Rourked himself.

Mickey Rourked by littlebabychookchook October 17, 2008

Mickey Rourke 

an acting great who was huge in the 80s with hits like Diner and Barfly, crapped out in the 1990s after quitting acting for boxing, did Sin City reprising his movie villian speciality, and acted his heart out in the 2008 movie, "The Wrestler". He played a heartbreaking character named Randy "The Ram" Robinson, whose story resembles his own, gave the performance of a lifetime and was recognized for it.

Example 1: Mickey Rourke deserved the Oscar for best actor, he raped in that movie!

Example 2:

dude who doesn't like mickey rourke: Mickey Rourke blows!

Mickey Rourke- (kicks dudes ass)

Mickey Rourke by el hombre 123 June 25, 2009