Roadboating 

The act of manning the helm of a vessel (usually while inebriated or consuming a beverage of some sort) while it is being towed on a trailer behind a truck. Most commonly road boating is seen in MD when the truck bed is full of people and golf bags and space and time are of the essence. It also reduces the number of DDs needed for a large group of people.

We had a couple guys roadboating to the golf course because the truck was full and they wanted to drink on the ride there legally (drinking on boats while they move is legal unlike trucks).

Roadboating by Capt Shipfaced December 6, 2012

roadbating 

a juxtaposition of the words road and masturbation...Def. When you got major boneage at the steering wheel and are jackin it with one hand while fist bumping to techno music with the other, usually culminates in the roadbater busting all over the dashboard...

I just saw harry potter last night and, man that scene where harry and hermoines ghosts we're making out had me roadbating all the way home to eden praire

roadbating by yfbeezy December 3, 2010

roadloading 

A juvenile but time-honored midwestern tradition in which one underage person packs as many of said underage person's friends into their vehicle as possible. With a 30-rack in the back. (Perhaps 2 in more capacious vehicles :) The vehicle is then driven out into the sticks where there are only gravel and dirt roads. It is put into drive, and every reasonable attempt is then made to touch neither the brake nor the accelerator for the next several hours, until the beer is gone. On modern vehicles that don't creep forward in Drive, set the cruise control for no more than 5mph. Only the steering wheel is then used, as the driver (who is HOPEFULLY sober) makes random turns. No attempt is made to remember what turns were made or where the vehicle is headed. When the beer is gone, occupants attempt to figure out just where the hell they are. This is probably less interesting now that GPS is in every phone. But hopefully, you're also well out of cell service area so you can experience it as so many generations have before you :)

So looks like football season was cancelled due to 'Rona. Guess we're roadloading Friday night.

roadloading by werrd. April 10, 2020

rowboating 

While motorboating a woman's breast you yell out "Oh no! We're out of gas. We have to paddle the rest of the way." Then you stick your arms and hands straight out like oars and smack her breasts back and forth.

Check out her tits. I wish I was rowboating them.

rowboating by CockFrobbler October 13, 2011

Rowboating 

Invented when one D Hunt decided to pull a super bagmington serve and instead hit himself in the head with his own racket. His attempt to showboat failed and was term by us as a "rowboating" incedent. Ever since anything that has happened to one of us that was inteaded as a showboating exercise that failed has been termed as rowboating.

You go to hit a super serve and instead smash the racket around the back of your head resulting in hailarity for all.

Rowboating by Mr T March 24, 2005

rowboating 

Code name for Smoking weeeeeeed.


Started by a student at st. louis university high school (ok me) after he coined the word when high and driving.
While moving his arms in a rowboating fashion *while still driving* he spoke these words:

"Dude.... If we were in a rowboat right now.. we'd be going SOOOO fast"


It has been codename for smoking pot ever since.

Hey dan, lets go rowboating!

"dude you got any rowboat?"

rowboating by John "the number 1 nukka of stl" May 24, 2005

Rowboating 

What Amish men do to titties since they‘re not allowed to drive vehicles with engines , an alternative to the English term motor boating . Established in Middlebury Indiana circa 2023

Damn Jedediah!! , did you see Mary’s big ass titties ?, i bet you’d love to be rowboating them

Rowboating by brentrex March 27, 2023