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roadloading 

A juvenile but time-honored midwestern tradition in which one underage person packs as many of said underage person's friends into their vehicle as possible. With a 30-rack in the back. (Perhaps 2 in more capacious vehicles :) The vehicle is then driven out into the sticks where there are only gravel and dirt roads. It is put into drive, and every reasonable attempt is then made to touch neither the brake nor the accelerator for the next several hours, until the beer is gone. On modern vehicles that don't creep forward in Drive, set the cruise control for no more than 5mph. Only the steering wheel is then used, as the driver (who is HOPEFULLY sober) makes random turns. No attempt is made to remember what turns were made or where the vehicle is headed. When the beer is gone, occupants attempt to figure out just where the hell they are. This is probably less interesting now that GPS is in every phone. But hopefully, you're also well out of cell service area so you can experience it as so many generations have before you :)
So looks like football season was cancelled due to 'Rona. Guess we're roadloading Friday night.
roadloading by werrd. April 10, 2020
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Roadboating 

The act of manning the helm of a vessel (usually while inebriated or consuming a beverage of some sort) while it is being towed on a trailer behind a truck. Most commonly road boating is seen in MD when the truck bed is full of people and golf bags and space and time are of the essence. It also reduces the number of DDs needed for a large group of people.
We had a couple guys roadboating to the golf course because the truck was full and they wanted to drink on the ride there legally (drinking on boats while they move is legal unlike trucks).
Roadboating by Capt Shipfaced December 6, 2012
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rowndloading 

rowndloading is used to describe fast downloading
"the data is rowndloading"
rowndloading by Behornite December 3, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026