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Road Horse

A person or persons whom ride pedal bikes aggressively. They usually ride in neighborhoods, or where people are around. Rarely do they ride in rural areas. They are attention seekers, and like to be witnessed. Also, riding makes them horny, and they are big fans of Patrick Swayze.
Neighbor 1: "Did you see Chad and Stacy today?"
Neighbor 2: "Yeah man! A couple of Road Horses!"
Neighbor 1: "I heard they have vibrating bicycle seats!"
Neighbor 2: "Typicsl Road Horse, I wish I was one."
Road Horse by PissTank May 20, 2015
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Roadhouse Ent. 

Dirty south record label since 2009 that originated in Fayetteville, AR. Co-founded by DJ Squishmitten and Lewisville Slugga. Known for very dirty lyrics(mostly freestyle) over crunk beats. Their most widely heard songs are Booty Sweat and Ice Cream Blow Job.
Sarah: "I just downloaded the new Roadhouse Ent. mixtape."
Logan: "I heard they're disgusting."
Joe: "Booty Sweat is sick!"
Roadhouse Ent. by Lewisville Slugga February 28, 2010

Louisiana Roadhouse 

When a man an a woman are making love in a car while one is driving the car down the road.
My girlfriend and I did the Louisiana Roadhouse yesterday, but we almost crashed.

Kentucky Roadhouse

When one farts in a room and vacates following the discharge
It smells horrible in here.

Yeah Kenny just came in and hit us with the Kentucky Roadhouse.

Ahhhh skunknuts!!
A badass one word response that can be applied in a variety of situations.. for example: hello, goodbye, yes, no, fuck yea, its a good possibility, i agree with what your saying, lets do it, that's a nice flower blazer your wearing, what are you doing tonight, that could potentially be gay but im gonna go along with it, i don't feel like paying 5 extra dollars so were getting keystone, ect.
guy 1- "Dude, you fell down the stairs and pissed on the rug last night"

guy 2- "...Roadhouse"
Roadhouse by Blackshaft March 28, 2010

Cum Guzzling Roadhouse Whore 

1. Usally a female from the midwest, who hangs outside roadhouses in order to claim her fill of cum. In rare occurrances, some may be male of not from the midwest.

2. An insult used by a select few people, usually from Montana.
1. "Dude, i got head from this cum guzzling roadhouse whore, it was AWESOME!!!"

2. "You cum guzzling roadhouse whore" said Spencer to his gf's son.
the act of kicking someone in the face in a Patrick Swazye manner.
Made famous by badass Patrick Swazye and by uber badass Peter Griffin
After kicking someone in the face you immediatly say "ROADHOUSE!"
roadhouse by cash benjamin December 21, 2009
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