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Road Horse

A person or persons whom ride pedal bikes aggressively. They usually ride in neighborhoods, or where people are around. Rarely do they ride in rural areas. They are attention seekers, and like to be witnessed. Also, riding makes them horny, and they are big fans of Patrick Swayze.
Neighbor 1: "Did you see Chad and Stacy today?"
Neighbor 2: "Yeah man! A couple of Road Horses!"
Neighbor 1: "I heard they have vibrating bicycle seats!"
Neighbor 2: "Typicsl Road Horse, I wish I was one."
Road Horse by PissTank May 20, 2015
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Roadhouse Ent. 

Dirty south record label since 2009 that originated in Fayetteville, AR. Co-founded by DJ Squishmitten and Lewisville Slugga. Known for very dirty lyrics(mostly freestyle) over crunk beats. Their most widely heard songs are Booty Sweat and Ice Cream Blow Job.
Sarah: "I just downloaded the new Roadhouse Ent. mixtape."
Logan: "I heard they're disgusting."
Joe: "Booty Sweat is sick!"
Roadhouse Ent. by Lewisville Slugga February 28, 2010

Louisiana Roadhouse 

When a man an a woman are making love in a car while one is driving the car down the road.
My girlfriend and I did the Louisiana Roadhouse yesterday, but we almost crashed.

Kentucky Roadhouse

When one farts in a room and vacates following the discharge
It smells horrible in here.

Yeah Kenny just came in and hit us with the Kentucky Roadhouse.

Ahhhh skunknuts!!
A badass one word response that can be applied in a variety of situations.. for example: hello, goodbye, yes, no, fuck yea, its a good possibility, i agree with what your saying, lets do it, that's a nice flower blazer your wearing, what are you doing tonight, that could potentially be gay but im gonna go along with it, i don't feel like paying 5 extra dollars so were getting keystone, ect.
guy 1- "Dude, you fell down the stairs and pissed on the rug last night"

guy 2- "...Roadhouse"
Roadhouse by Blackshaft March 28, 2010

Cum Guzzling Roadhouse Whore 

1. Usally a female from the midwest, who hangs outside roadhouses in order to claim her fill of cum. In rare occurrances, some may be male of not from the midwest.

2. An insult used by a select few people, usually from Montana.
1. "Dude, i got head from this cum guzzling roadhouse whore, it was AWESOME!!!"

2. "You cum guzzling roadhouse whore" said Spencer to his gf's son.
the act of kicking someone in the face in a Patrick Swazye manner.
Made famous by badass Patrick Swazye and by uber badass Peter Griffin
After kicking someone in the face you immediatly say "ROADHOUSE!"
roadhouse by cash benjamin December 21, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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