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Ritalin Mafia 

The tight-knit groups of academic high-achievers who owe some or all of their accomplishments to illicit use of Adderall (Ritalin). Very common in prestigious universities.
"Know where I can get some oxy?"
"I'd recommend asking one of the ritalin mafia guys. They know the right doctors."
Related Words
Ritlin Ritalin Rilind rilinda rithin' rillin Ritzing rifling rilino Ritin

Ritalin Alarm Clock 

Using the ADD drug ritalin, or [adderall to aid oneself in waking up in the morning. Usually taken an hour or so before the desired wake up time. So to be awake and cheery at 6:30a wake up groggy at 5:30a take a ritalin and pass out again. At 6:30 you wake up on your own feeling alert and rested
Friend: "Yo dude how the hell are you so awake and alert at this wee hour of the morning?"

Me: "Ritalin Alarm Clock, man. Booyah!"
Ritalin Alarm Clock by Alex007 April 7, 2006
A swedish word used to describe somebody who has very expensive clothes to flex for other people! The word was popularized by Sebastian Peliggra a swedish living italian! The word is often used as a negative way of saying rich and you should be offended
Guy 1: Dude i want them shoes!
Guy 2: You aren't going to get them! He's a Rikling!
Rikling: What did you call me?
rikling by RorySowersby January 26, 2017
A prescription medication for people with attention deficit disorder (ADD).
I used to be on Ritalin, but I got knocked out when taking those.
Ritalin by Doctor Nutts March 10, 2005

We Drink Ritalin 

The best flash video ever. Features Alex Chiu,Adolf Hitler,Hello Kitty,Black Mage,and more!!!
Mama was burning a hole in my aunt...please let me down to HOLD THE KETCHUP
Eeiiight tequilas to feel up my lice...SUUUBMARINE burning in hell!

Ritalin Rush 

The time period before and during finals when everyone is frantically studying all that shit they didn't pay attention to in class, usually with the help of perscription ADHD medicine. During this time the black market value of such drugs increases as students discover how scarce the drugs have become, with everyone denying their own secret stash as they search for more.
"Yo you got any ritalin bro?"
"Naw, sorry, it's the ritalin rush, ya know"
Ritalin Rush by righteous asshole December 25, 2006