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Riddlesden 

A boring village in West Yorkshire where the only exciting thing is the fish and chip shop... full of grannies and dickheads it's so boring, a maths teacher would want to leave there as soon a possible.
Dudeee.. that's so boring.. Riddlesden sucks!
Riddlesden by Grace_11 January 13, 2011
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riddlesexual 

Being in love with Tom Riddle
Ginny: I opened the Chamber of Secrets for Tom Riddle! Omg he’s so hot!

Hermione: Are you Riddlesexual?
riddlesexual by myshaa_riddle:3 December 25, 2020

Riddlesdown

Generally a white middle class area.
Bordering districts include sanderstead, purley and kenley.
Noteable attributes:
- Railway station
- One bus route.
- Commonland.
- Farming fields
- Small parade of shops both North (Peters corner shop) and South (VJ's not so much on a corner, corner shop).
-St.Edmunds Church.
-Riddlesdown High School

The place is normally quite quiet, except the few chavs nowadays that enjoy riding the 'mitchley avenue' on their hairdryers (Mo-peds) at 3am.

Many OAPs inhabit the area and usually take a while crossing at riddlesdowns main zebra crossing, mitchley avenue. It has been reported of several cases where impatient road users have yelled 'Hurry the F*** up you old c***' or words to that effect to the 'not so fast' elderly.

Unfortunately, there isnt a pub - which would make the area a real countryside village. A new fish and chip shop has recentley been established by the owners of maggies diner. Maggies diner is a small cafe on the north parade of shops, reknown for its gorgeous bacon sandwiches or other taste-bud tickling meals. Riddlesdown school kids often visit here.
Where do you live?
I live in riddlesdown, croydons only country like village.
Oh right...
Yeah.
So you're rich?
Yeah i am.
Cool.
Fancy a shag?
ok.
Riddlesdown by GRobber. May 16, 2010

Riddlesexual 

Means you’re attracted to one and only Tom Marvolo Riddle.
Hey. Im Riddlesexual
Omg! Congratulations on coming out finally.
Riddlesexual by anonymous January 26, 2021

riddlesdown high school 

Riddlesdown High School (or now commonly referred to as Riddlesdown Colligate even though let's be honest that isn't an actual word) is a big ass school in the middle of nowhere. Located in Croydon, Riddlesdown Colligiate has a well nice uniform compared to Saint Filominas and has a big field. The food in the Diner is nice but that's about it but if you go there you sound proper impressive because bare famous people went there like Kate Moss.
1}What school do you go to?
2}Riddlesdown High School.
1}Oh.
2}yep...
1}bye.
2}bye.

riddleshanked 

The Act of stabbing another human being shortly after asking them a question
He asked me how to get to the library then riddleshanked me
riddleshanked by memms August 20, 2016

riddlesdoll 

A person who is addicted to Harry Potter and only likes fictional characters and they make underrated edits
Oh yea I follow riddlesdoll on tiktok
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