Retouchin

What gangeter' females do to their myspace pictures in order to make themselves look better.

Retouchin can also be used for any other sort of "repair".

If you scratch the paint on your sweet ride...it will need retouchin.

by Shannon & Kelsey April 20, 2008

Butt Retching

Butt Retching

verb
When you have diarrhea so bad that you have nothing left to pass, and your ass starts retching. Similar to when you have nothing left to vomit, but from your anus's point of view.

"Hey, is Steve coming out tonight?"
"Nah man, he has food poisoning. Left him butt retching for like three days."

by tommy two suits June 22, 2014

right retching

(verb) Anything which induces sudden vomiting; can be something seen, heard, felt, etc.

I was walking behind some ugly 500 lb whale when her pants dropped. She didn't have any undies on, which had me right retching

by Frisky John September 21, 2006

Retouch

What preppy girls and scene boys do to their facebook pictures to make themselves look more attractive.

Isn't Katie usually a pizzaface?

Yeah, her picture's totally retouched.

by Enigmatical November 10, 2010

Mariah's retoucher

When someone (mostly a celebrity) is photographed and then the photo is retouched so that the model is almost unrecognizable in a very good way, you say that they have hired Mariah's retoucher

"They have hired Mariah's retoucher for that magazinecover"

by Christine Louise March 12, 2008

retching

Being absolutely repulsed and made sick from something that's fucking revolting

Kev: have you seen that "two girls one cup" video
Joanne: stop I'm still retching retch

by Htrmcq June 19, 2017

Facebook retouching

the act of untagging oneself from unflattering or incriminating photos in order to maintain an a more attractive virtual persona

Girl: Are you looking at Kelly's album from the party last night?
Roommate: Yeah- gotta do some major Facebook retouching- my boobs were totally falling out of my tank top last night, and she still tagged me in all the photos!

by Andy Macintyre June 28, 2011