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Butt Retching

Butt Retching

verb
When you have diarrhea so bad that you have nothing left to pass, and your ass starts retching. Similar to when you have nothing left to vomit, but from your anus's point of view.
"Hey, is Steve coming out tonight?"
"Nah man, he has food poisoning. Left him butt retching for like three days."

right retching 

(verb) Anything which induces sudden vomiting; can be something seen, heard, felt, etc.
I was walking behind some ugly 500 lb whale when her pants dropped. She didn't have any undies on, which had me right retching
right retching by Frisky John September 21, 2006
What preppy girls and scene boys do to their facebook pictures to make themselves look more attractive.
Isn't Katie usually a pizzaface?

Yeah, her picture's totally retouched.
Retouch by Enigmatical November 10, 2010

Mariah's retoucher 

When someone (mostly a celebrity) is photographed and then the photo is retouched so that the model is almost unrecognizable in a very good way, you say that they have hired Mariah's retoucher
"They have hired Mariah's retoucher for that magazinecover"
Being absolutely repulsed and made sick from something that's fucking revolting
Kev: have you seen that "two girls one cup" video
Joanne: stop I'm still retching retch
retching by Htrmcq June 19, 2017

Facebook retouching

the act of untagging oneself from unflattering or incriminating photos in order to maintain an a more attractive virtual persona
Girl: Are you looking at Kelly's album from the party last night?
Roommate: Yeah- gotta do some major Facebook retouching- my boobs were totally falling out of my tank top last night, and she still tagged me in all the photos!