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An inhabitant of Draynor Village in RuneScape. Contrary to what his name might suggest, the Master Farmer does not spend any time "farming", per se. Instead, he spends his days roaming around the square, waiting for players to try to steal his seeds so he can scream "Cor blimey mate, what are ye doing in me pockets?" and punch them hard enough to cause fractures. He lives for this.
Because he does not farm, it is questionable how he manages to get so many seeds to begin with. Perhaps he buys them on the Grand Exchange; perhaps he is a pickpocket himself; perhaps he has secret underground crops farmed by an army of Master Farmerites. Whatever the case, he fits right in with the many sketchy citizens of Draynor.
Because he does not farm, it is questionable how he manages to get so many seeds to begin with. Perhaps he buys them on the Grand Exchange; perhaps he is a pickpocket himself; perhaps he has secret underground crops farmed by an army of Master Farmerites. Whatever the case, he fits right in with the many sketchy citizens of Draynor.
Player: *attempts to pick the Master Farmer's pocket*
Master Farmer: *gives the player a fracture-causing punch* Cor blimey mate, what are ye doing in me pockets?
Player: Training my thieving level, you dick!
Master Farmer: *gives the player a fracture-causing punch* Cor blimey mate, what are ye doing in me pockets?
Player: Training my thieving level, you dick!
by Enigmatical June 23, 2010
Get the Master Farmermug. An NPC in the world of RuneScape. He/she is able to transform the player's gender and skin tone upon request. His/her main purpose is transforming sexually confused male players into female characters; these "girls" then go out into the world, usually identifiable by their hotness and suspicious taste in fashion (i.e. short shorts from Keldagrim). The Makeover Mage is responsible for at least half of the female characters in RuneScape. Genuine female players are rare.
*PkerGod spots his friend Bigdaddy13 walking away from the makeover mage's house*
PkerGod: Hey, weren't you a guy...?
Bigdaddy13: Um, no? Y do u ask
PkerGod: Yes you were. Dude, I saw you at CW yesterday.
Bigdaddy13: Oh that. Well see this account used to be my brothers but he gave it to me
PkerGod: Hmm. *adds Bigdaddy 13 to his ignore list*
PkerGod: Hey, weren't you a guy...?
Bigdaddy13: Um, no? Y do u ask
PkerGod: Yes you were. Dude, I saw you at CW yesterday.
Bigdaddy13: Oh that. Well see this account used to be my brothers but he gave it to me
PkerGod: Hmm. *adds Bigdaddy 13 to his ignore list*
by Enigmatical February 22, 2011
Get the Makeover Magemug. Example 1-
Bob: Hey, we're all going to the pool. Want to come?
Me: No, I need to get 99 wc.
Bob: Huh?
Me: Level 99 woodcutting. Believe me, it's important.
Bob: How long will that take?
Me: Well, a couple months overall. I'm in my sixth week of training, so it shouldn't be too long now if I keep playing at 10 hours a day.
Bob: *flees the vicinity*
Example 2-
Jane: Hey, what are you doing?
Me: Playing RuneScape.
Jane: Nerd.
Me: Noob.
Bob: Hey, we're all going to the pool. Want to come?
Me: No, I need to get 99 wc.
Bob: Huh?
Me: Level 99 woodcutting. Believe me, it's important.
Bob: How long will that take?
Me: Well, a couple months overall. I'm in my sixth week of training, so it shouldn't be too long now if I keep playing at 10 hours a day.
Bob: *flees the vicinity*
Example 2-
Jane: Hey, what are you doing?
Me: Playing RuneScape.
Jane: Nerd.
Me: Noob.
by Enigmatical April 6, 2010
Get the RuneScapemug. Philanthropist: And in conclusion, I think that this plan will end world hunger, cure cancer, and save man kind from war.
Dumbass: LOLOLOLCOPTER mankind is 1 word roflmao youre grammer suks so bad hahaha your such a retarded
Dumbass: LOLOLOLCOPTER mankind is 1 word roflmao youre grammer suks so bad hahaha your such a retarded
by Enigmatical October 26, 2010
Get the Grammermug. This term is similar to the apostrophe catastrophe, but it is reserved for the most revolting of apostrophe errors. Only a true abomination of a linguist would commit an apostrophe atrocity.
Examples of the apostrophe atrocity:
"Did yo'u do the home'work?"
"I do'nt think that its nece'ssary"
"O'h loo'k, its our Eng'lish teach'er"
"Why i's sh'e cryi'ng?
"Did yo'u do the home'work?"
"I do'nt think that its nece'ssary"
"O'h loo'k, its our Eng'lish teach'er"
"Why i's sh'e cryi'ng?
by Enigmatical November 20, 2010
Get the Apostrophe Atrocitymug. 1.) Literally, work that is done at home. Usually applies to schoolwork. Homework is unnecessary as it is given to students who have already spent the majority of the day at school.
2.) Something that gets crueler with every grade. While the first graders chug away on their addition worksheets, they are blissfully unaware that they will soon enough be doing laborous tasks such as AP World History homework, Geometry 2 homework, English Honors homework, and even Gym homework on a nightly basis.
3.) Assignments that are wickedly easy to procrastinate on whenever there is a preferable activity at hand, such as YouTube, Xbox, or being impaled by a molten iron spike.
4.) What you are probably supposed to be doing at this very moment, seeing as you looked up "homework" on urbandictionary. I would go so far as to say you have a very LARGE amount of it.
2.) Something that gets crueler with every grade. While the first graders chug away on their addition worksheets, they are blissfully unaware that they will soon enough be doing laborous tasks such as AP World History homework, Geometry 2 homework, English Honors homework, and even Gym homework on a nightly basis.
3.) Assignments that are wickedly easy to procrastinate on whenever there is a preferable activity at hand, such as YouTube, Xbox, or being impaled by a molten iron spike.
4.) What you are probably supposed to be doing at this very moment, seeing as you looked up "homework" on urbandictionary. I would go so far as to say you have a very LARGE amount of it.
by Enigmatical January 19, 2010
Get the Homeworkmug. A game whose player population is 70% noobs, 15% high leveled nerds, 10% total jerks, 4% bots, and 1% other. What follows is a sampling of these clever and charming individuals in action.
Pillow014: Give me money or i report u
Tommyboy12: Where Varrock
Microosoft: Ned gf plz
Frosthelix: Ahaha you all noobs I pwn all of you
Frosthelix: Noobs
Frosthelix: Noobs
Frosthelix: Noobs
Under9000: Frost stfu
Microosoft: Will u my my gf
1xzf34mt: ----go to FREEGP.COM now!---
Foxygurl77: No, soz
Microosoft: Y not
1xzf34mt: ----go to FREEGP.COM now!---
1xzf34mt: ----go to FREEGP.COM now!---
Bigdaddy13: Dancing for runescape money
Foxygurl77: Because im a guy
Frosthelix: Haha bigdaddy is a noob
1xzf34mt: ----go to FREEGP.COM now!---
Microosoft: Ewwwwwww
Bigdaddy13: No Im not, I pwn you on my main
Tommyboy12: Where Varrock
Microosoft: Ned gf plz
Frosthelix: Ahaha you all noobs I pwn all of you
Frosthelix: Noobs
Frosthelix: Noobs
Frosthelix: Noobs
Under9000: Frost stfu
Microosoft: Will u my my gf
1xzf34mt: ----go to FREEGP.COM now!---
Foxygurl77: No, soz
Microosoft: Y not
1xzf34mt: ----go to FREEGP.COM now!---
1xzf34mt: ----go to FREEGP.COM now!---
Bigdaddy13: Dancing for runescape money
Foxygurl77: Because im a guy
Frosthelix: Haha bigdaddy is a noob
1xzf34mt: ----go to FREEGP.COM now!---
Microosoft: Ewwwwwww
Bigdaddy13: No Im not, I pwn you on my main
by Enigmatical April 11, 2010
Get the RuneScapemug.